Schowalter Waelchi

Description: FUN FACT I DON'T CARE

Description: I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT THE PURPOSE OF TOES ARE

Description: IF YOU ONLY KNOW ME THROUGH WEEKENDS AT THE BALLPARK

Description: LIFEGUARD LIMITED EDITION

Description: WEEKEND FORECAST SOFTBALL WITH NO CHANCE OF HOUSE CLEANING OR COOKING

Description: THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF MORNINGS EARLY TOO EARLY AND WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING UP

Description: I MAY NOT HAVE A PHD BUT I DO HAVE A CDL

Description: SOME WITHCHES RIDE BROOMS REAL WITCHES DRIVE A SCHOOL BUS

Description: RAISE YOUR VOICE NOT YOUR FIST

Description: IF YOU MESS WITH ME YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Description: I SEE NUMB PEOPLE

Description: NOT ONLY DOES MY MIND WANDER SOMETIMES IT WALKS OFF COMPLETELY

Description: I AM A MACHINIST MY LEVEL OF SARCASM

Description: I'M HERE TO PICK UP WEIGHTS NOT DATES

Description: BOOKS MAKE ME HAPPY HUMANS MAKE MY HEAD HURT

Description: Big Lebowski