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Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris!

Artwork by Kodaris.

Who needs a horse when you've got a big burly character on your team. Artwork by Kodaris?

They don't reflect! So... just watch your back!!

Ever lose a body you were searching? Roll a 1 and you will! Artwork by Kodaris.

Sometimes you just have to look the Cyclops in the eye! Artwork by Kodaris

Sometimes you just need to be a little creative checking for traps. Depending on your alignment, this might be an option. Artwork by Kodaris

They're small. But does that mean we should toss them at monsters? Hell yeah it does!

It sounds disgusting, but it's really just scary. Let's go raise the dead!

Remember, the DM is essentially God. They can do whatever they want to you. Stay on their good side.

Who are you when you play your tabletop rpg?

A little hard to play the game when someone hordes the dice.

I personally prefer the term "God," but I suppose Master will do. After all, I am the Dungeon Master!

If you're going to damage a monster, do more than a couple of hit points. Otherwise, all you're doing is pissing it off.

Ever been in the middle of an epic battle when someone's cell phone rings? Kind of kills the mood, doesn't it?

Ever drink something in the game that turned out to be something else? This might be the results.

Sometimes what we imagine is just flat-out wrong.

When a DM tries to be funny.

Sometimes sitting under a tree can be taken quite literally.

Sneaking up on someone and killing them... it's what rogues do! Leave the real fighting to the stupid ones.

Wouldn't it be great if horses had ejector seats?

Ever wonder what the characters in the game feel like? I mean, week after week, more and more adventurers coming in and killing them. It's got to get old for them after a while.

Pick some magic words. Say them. Turn someone into a toad. Or fire some magic missiles. Be a wizard.

You've seen it before. The monster just killed one of your allies with one hit. Now it's your turn to fight it. Artwork by Kodaris

If you think vampires sparkle, you have no business playing with us. No, don't get out your dice. Just go. Go now. Faster! GET OUT!

Sneaking up on someone and killing them... it's what rogues do! Leave the real fighting to the stupid ones.

This is what happens when the DM tries to get cute and introduce an NPC that is very very like a familiar character. Artwork by Kodaris

Rogues have a lot of skills. Sometimes the players like to use them a little too much... even when it isn't logical to do so. Artwork by Kodaris

Some players get very possessive about their dice. Artwork by Kodaris

I personally prefer the term "God," but I suppose that master will do. After all, I am the Dungeon Master!