Mason Grant

Description: Puma Thurman's got a score to settle. Buying one of these shirts will encourage her to take you off her list... just sayin'.

Description: Say "Hell Gnaw" to your problems and live that demon life. He doesn't give a dam, so why should you? Gnaw what I'm sayin'?

Description: Part butterfly, part lotus, part stegosaurus. Featured in the card game Prime Ordeal, by Gamma Wave Games (gammawavegames.com). Art by Mason Grant.

Description: Oh he's comin' for ya... yep, he's gonna getcha- slowly but surely. Better watch yer back, cause it's game over, man! Buying one of these might save you from eminent doom. Just sayin'.

Description: "Peace, my dudes."

Description: This elusive hybrid spends his time sunbathing and chowing down hibiscus. They don’t worry a bit- with their trust funds and underground reptilian connections. Except, they are also delicious and ruthlessly hunted by many predator, such as Hawktopus and Owlephant. Either way we’re havin’ fun though right? Buy a shirt today and save a piguana!

Description: He’s like butta, baby! Besides the melting, he’s actually quite nice to have around. Double down on this dude today.

Description: BEHOLD- The BULLFROG! Found this rare specimen just recently during my trip in the outback. Very friendly species. Watch out for those horns though- They go for the eyes!. Grab this guy before global warming gets him first!

Description: You better say your prayers tonight, sweet Susie. This savior of seaweed might just swim into your special space and save your sorry soul. Otherwise, you’re on your own- and there’s no tellin’ what could happen in this day and age. Better stock up on these. Join this fierce fella on his fintastic voyage today.

Description: BEHOLD! WOLF SPIDER. Better leash up lassey and keep your kitties inside, because wolf spider is hungry tonight! Grab one of these, befriend it, and it will protect the perimeter of any castle or graveyard.

Description: Behold- Flyceratops! Rockin’ kicks so fresh you could eat off them. Immortalize this super fly beast in your collection today.

Description: BEHOLD, Hawktopus in all his majesty! He makes a great partner for time travel and dimension hopping. He also likes to feed on pituitary glands of very powerful wizards. A must have for any serious beast collector.

Description: “Hey, what’s that noise- you hear that?” – OHP! too late. The Owlephant’s got you, and all your friends too. This gravity defying death machine will give your kids nightmares well into their 40’s. Purchase today!

Description: Ladies and Gentlemen- BEHOLD! the Kimono Dragon in all of his majesty! This bizarre beast from another dimension is ready for whatever, especially if it’s a conversation about how awesome kimono’s are. Rack up some kimono karma and add him to your collection today.

Description: This pretty little pewny pony can be found defending our earth’s pewter night skies. With compewter like precision, he blasts away alien threats- protecting our popewlation. By manipewlating gravity, he is able to move at very high speeds. Aaaaannnd he sleeps in a pew. PEW PEW!!

Description: WHOA! Look at this gnarly little fella. He’s out there shreddin’! You better believe he’s throwin’ double-twisty gnargrabs WITH extra dippy sauce. Know what I’m sayin’? ha ha haaaaaa- buy something.

Description: This good boy loves two things: him home country, Germany, and tending to his flock! And belly rubs- OK three things. Keep the sheep in line and say LATER to those HOSERS with this loveable hound in your collection today!

Description: Sometimes we need a little buddy to help us through tough times. Let little Rambunctious Raymond be your spirit guide. A perfect companion for an Aries… or any other astrological sign for that matter.

Description: Behold- Pengaroo! This cuddly killer has been bagged and tagged. He dodges, he ducks, he dips, he dives, and he dodges too! Those KILLER whales have an extra tough time landing the big bite on these bouncing badboys. Add this bodacious beauty to your collection today before they go extinct! #SaveThePengaroos

Description: Look- up in the sky! It’s Bob Vila in a jetpack. No, wait- it’s an Al Borland drone out collecting souls… oh wait, that’s just ol’ Carpenter Bee (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.). “I’m here to eat your house, ma’am- FIX! ‘Scuse me, I’m here to FIX your house.” Buy This.

Description: Do you even BAO? ptsch. Well Bao Constrictors do. They BAO all the time, in fact. They can’t get enough of that steamy bun action. You can find them floating around in East Atlanta Village, at Mushi Ni (of Q’s Grub Collective) <— Google all that, if you don’t know. slaps roof of constrictor – this baby can fit so many BAO in it. Order yours TODAY! Or else.

Description: He’s a monk chipmunk who loves to eat chips…. His name is Chip! Chip’s got all the dips for his hungry lips- enough to sink ships or make your mom do flips! Give this cute guy a home today.