Massimo Fenati

Description: ‘Sisters are doing it for themselves!’ Tonia can’t stop to sing. So don’t mess with them or your face she’ll punch, hook and swing.

Description: Let's show this awful coronavirus that we can beat it! If you, like me, have won the battle against this monster, wear this badge of honour!

Description: On each shopping spree, Angelica would go crazy and just raid all stores. So it never occurred to her to check if her skirts would pass through the doors.

Description: Tony Manero just loved his snazzy new flares but of his old dance moves nobody cared.

Description: Those leg warmers became iconic after that photo shoot, but Jane had donned them to hide her calves, as rather hirsute.

Description: Rubelle's new fur stole enhanced her much-admired long neck. 
Yet failing to trim the label was the faux-pas that turned her into a social wreck.

Description: Mirror mirror on the wall,
 stop taking the piss or I'll smash you and maul.

Description: That night the whole colony gave thanks to the Froggod: after a gargantuan yield of flies, they were all awed.

Description: It took Gina a while to realise she’d been dumped. He just left “for a swim”, but into his lover’s car he jumped.

Description: Holly spent each day hailing cab after cab. She never took one but it made her look fab.

Description: Thirty-four. Thirty-five. Thirty-six. Thirty-seven...
 Like the donuts I ate last night! Oh wasn't that heaven!

Description: New year’s resolutions put her in a state of disquiet, so Belle would rather stop breathing than go on a diet.

Description: Before ending into the UFO’s belly, Ted had one last thought: ‘Lousy time for abduction! Who’ll prune the tree I’ve just bought?’

Description: The first thought that crossed Lola’s mind when her neighbour opened the door was that she wished she’d bought a second rug when styling that room’s décor.

Description: It was the scene that made Marilyn totally iconic, 
but after so many takes in that draught she felt rather pneumonic.

Description: The coldest day on record. Even her hair felt the chills.
 But Mirta had to brave it to show off her Fendi fur frills.

Description: The fact that one day she’d become a renown marine biologist was for Pernille an unexpected and rather ironic life twist.

Description: As with many things in life, bakers had an edge on any rival even though everybody laughed them off at their arrival.

Description: Being famous for a cake rather than his sainthood felt rather rotten. But eventually Honoré came to think ‘Better that than being forgotten’.

Description: It didn't matter if, to seem taller, he'd wear a silly hat:
he could carry it off with that air of "What you staring at?".

Description: Molly’s stubborn and her hips she always swirled and swirled. Then a loud “crack!’ and her spine just never uncurled.

Description: Evaristo’s escape was vexed with hurdle after hurdle. He was so scared he could feel his own blood curdle.

Description: Ute was furious as each time they went to a seaside location he’d get sunburnt and couldn’t have sex for the whole vacation.

Description: On the stage Josephine was a sex-goddess indeed. Her mouth-watering curves to madness spectators could lead.