Shorts
Description: When science meets sarcasm. This bold design spells out “ZERO” using real elements from the periodic table — Zinc, Erbium, and Oxygen — and delivers the message loud and clear: "Fucks Left... Don’t Push Me." Perfect for anyone who’s mentally clocked out and not afraid to show it. Great gift for introverts, chemistry nerds, burnt-out professionals, or anyone with a smart mouth and a short fuse. Wear it to work, class, or the next awkward family gathering — because your patience is gone and your sense of humor is intact.
Description: Join the varsity team that gives absolutely ZERO. This distressed collegiate-style design features bold retro numbers and reads “ZERO Fucks – Varsity,” making it the ultimate tee for those done playing nice. Whether you’re channeling high school dropout energy or just declaring emotional bankruptcy, this shirt is your badge of honor. Perfect for athletes of apathy, graduates of IDGAF University, or anyone who’s tired of sugarcoating their mood. Great as a funny gift or for everyday wear when the world pushes one button too many.
Description: All text portrait illustration inspired by Anthony Curtis from "Dead Presidents". Down on his luck after serving his country, with mouths to feed. There were not a lot of opportunities for men of his character during those troubled times. So he turned to the streets to get that all mighty dollar...
