mcwolldesigns

Description: How I survive the work day: caffeine and sarcasm. Lots and lots of it.

Description: What, you thought Superman made that spandex suit all by himself?

Description: See also: the day before Halloween or dress rehearsal.

Description: The very much real definition.

Description: Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?

Description: Just shout it out. Yes, it will help.

Description: No notes. Nothing to add. Let's get this meeting over with.

Description: You're humming along sewing, having a blast. And then you're not....

Description: Sure, you can ask. But the answer will still be "no." Also available in black text.

Description: Sure, you can ask. The answer will still be "no." Also available in white text!

Description: It may not be perfect, but it's done. And it is beautiful!

Description: Sewciopath: noun. A person with a fabric disorder manifesting itself in extreme fascination with sewing projects to the exclusion of social interaction with others.

Description: Sewciopath: noun. A person with fabric disorder manifesting itself in extreme fascination with sewing projects to the exclusion of social interaction with others.

Description: Yes, really. Making real clothes for imaginary people. It's an actual job.

Description: No, it's not a type-o! Satin can be a real witch with a B. Not today though, not today.

Description: Poorly describe what you do for a living. Costume people: I make real clothes for imaginary people.

Description: There is only one direction to hang costumes: Tits. Left.

Description: Well, shit. Need I say more?

Description: Do you see the seam ripper in my hand? Now is not a good time.

Description: Nope, that's not happening.

Description: You hustle, erm, BUSTLE every day--show it off!

Description: 18th century fashion? No problem! Panier All Day!

Description: Measure once, cuss twice. Wait a minute...grumble. Well, it happens to the best of us.