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You could walk into a tattoo shop, spin the wheel, and forever ink upon your flesh the design the fates have in store… or you could get the shirt and wear them all at once. Choices choices.
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american traditional tattoo designs, dental crown, got worms, no ragrats, pay day treat
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You know how dog feet smell like Fritos or popcorn? Doesn’t it make you want to chomp those little toe-beans off? Don’t! Just reach for a package of crisps instead.
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It’s satirical people! Always consult a licensed medical professional about the proper treatment plan for your mental health.
That stated, if you need a daily reminder to take your meds, this is the poster for you.
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Want to really spook your neighbor?
(Any similarities to persons, places, businesses, and or products is not intended and therefore should not be inferred.)
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Those crystal clear retro windows give everyone a clear view of that sick grass you’re hauling. Another plant nursery run? You keep getting cooler and the air in your car keeps getting crisper.
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car plant, classic car, gardening, grass van, nature
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If your jack-o-lantern has two sets of eyes staring back at you, chances are that your pumpkin might have cats on the brain. Seriously—if they fits, they sits.
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black cat energy, cat in pumpkin, cats as liquid, cute spooky, ghost cat
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Is a beautiful graphic tee from online the very essence of cottagecore? No. Is it a good start if you don’t yet have a cottage in the woods? YES! Comfy, cozy, magical.