Mellowdellow

Description: Save the animals, stop eating their food.

Description: Stop killing volcanoes to make lava lamps.

Description: I'm three times smarter than a box of rocks.

Description: You are what you eat, with an image of a pig.

Description: You are what you eat, with an image of a donkey

Description: Be like a raccoon: He wears a mask, he washes his hands.

Description: Tell Schrodinger I survived!

Description: Yes, I have a dog. No, he's not a good boy. She's a good girl!

Description: When you kinda want everything to end, but you kinda don't want to die.

Description: Watermelons and airmelons!

Description: Just a re-creation of a popular meme including five black guys and one white girl, but with eggs.

Description: Just a left arrow, or is it a right arrow?

Description: Thinking gives me stress, so I stopped doing that.

Description: The leaning tower of Pisa now that there are no tourists to hold it up.

Description: Just the man himself's little know competitor, space y!

Description: Small cockroach, but his balls are huge!

Description: She LED me on and I couldn't resistor!

Description: Please stand here! This si great for those in BDSM culture, for doms and subs.

Description: Just a pac-man Pakistan gulping up those balls.

Description: My parents when I was born: Something went wrong.

Description: Life is like a video game. The graphics are great, but the plot is confusing and the tutorial is way too long.

Description: If you were the trophy at the end of my race, I'd walk backwards. So romantic, is it not?

Description: I want to speak to your manager!

Description: I hope parallel universe me is doing okay.

Description: I hate it when my girlfriend turns into the moon.

Description: I handle transactions for a multi-million dollar company.

Description: Barista cat will knock your coffee over! Perfect for coffee lovers as well as cat lovers.

Description: She protects, she attacks. If you sacrifice a pawn, you can get her back!

Description: Before mt. Rushmore was carved, its natural beauty was unpresidented, quite literally.

Description: Don't be a w-anchor. Get it?

Description: I just felt like running.

Description: There is no planet B.

Description: Without music, life would be flat.

Description: My lawn is better than your lawn.

Description: I'm get off my lawn years old.

Description: The lawn whisperer