Mellowdellow

Description: Eat, sleep, lawn mowing, repeat.

Description: That's just how I roll, you know.

Description: Lawn and order.

Description: Lawn enforcement officer.

Description: I just cut a big one.

Description: This is my lawn mowing shirt

Description: Kiss my grass!

Description: I think I can!

Description: Well, it is true. 50 years isn't old if you're a tree.

Description: same shirt, just a different day.

Description: 50 isn't old if you're a tree.

Description: My bucket list: ice and beer

Description: You don't scare me, my wife is pregnant.

Description: Don't be a prick.

Description: Just half a bubble off.

Description: Just a little pocket with some sunshine in it.

Description: I am the man from Nantucket.

Description: My brain has too many tabs open, how about yours?

Description: At my age, well, I've seen it all.

Description: Drinking and corhole!

Description: Green beer made me do it!

Description: I only care about drag racing

Description: I'd hit that.

Description: This is just a beer joke.

Description: I just want to drink beer and hang with my dog.

Description: I love the smell of nitro in th emorning

Description: The older I get, the better I was.

Description: If you speak bostonese, then you already know what's up.

Description: Velociraptor, the formula.

Description: Taking notes!

Description: Vacation mode is now on!

Description: With enough thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Description: Wood, fire, meat, beer.

Description: Official member of the politically incorrect club.

Description: I speak fluent Boston.

Description: Now now, I'm busy.