Mellowdellow

Description: A pill to cure all of your ills!

Description: Official member of the piss and moan club.

Description: I'm a hooker on the weekends.

Description: If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur!

Description: Science doesn't care what you believe.

Description: This election, vote Cthulhu!

Description: I love the smell of nitro in the morning.

Description: You can't scare me, my wife is pregnant.

Description: Does your life suck? Try Fukitol- for the management of life problems and general BS.

Description: wood, fire, meat, beer.

Description: With enough thrust, pigs can fly!

Description: Weekend forecast- cornhole with a chance of drinking.

Description: Vacation mode on.

Description: Just a little pocket full of sunshine.

Description: This election, choose Cthulhu!

Description: The struggle is real.

Description: The older I get, the better I was.

Description: The universe is made up of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Description: Science doesn't care what you believe.

Description: Official member of the politically incorrect club.

Description: Official member of the whine and complain about everything club.

Description: Not now, I'm gaming.

Description: Never skip arm day!

Description: My brain has too many tabs open.

Description: When I die, I want the people i did group projects with to lower me into the ground so that they can let me down one last time.

Description: As someone who knows Bostonese, this is accurate.

Description: I'd hit that!

Description: My telescope is too big for Uranus.

Description: Keep calm, nothing is real.

Description: It's all fun and games until someone loses a weiner.

Description: Is this the real life, is this just fantasy? Let's put on headsets, and escape from reality.

Description: In dog years, I'm dead!

Description: I'm fluent in Boston!

Description: I'm a hooker on the weekends.

Description: If history repeats itself, I'm getting a dinosaur.

Description: I wonder if beer thinks about me.