Memento Morty

Description: cautiously optimistic... within reason.

Description: wouldn't you

Description: YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN HIM

Description: when Black Friday comes...

Description: MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT...

Description: RETURN TO INNOCENCE

Description: we are not as intense as "rigor mortis" or "mortuary" or "obituary"

Description: HE WRITES THE SONGS

Description: KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM

Description: "...as we were walking out of a pawn shop" (companion to "Injured" shirt)

Description: come on, how metal is this name?

Description: Most metal-named city in the Inland Empire

Description: yeah I failed to mention mark. sorry.

Description: & You & I. we're gonna need a second shirt

Description: just standing around in a big warehouse

Description: I love Phoebe bridgers

Description: the views expressed herein are solely those of Huey Lewis and do not necessarily reflect those of—and should not be attributed to—the News.

Description: boy howdy

Description: Logo for the iconic Werner Herzog Pictures, seen at the beginning of all the bleakest films of your childhood.

Description: The Happiest Place on the Cuyahoga River

Description: "It's like something out of that Twilighty Show about that Zone..."

Description: Meet the Bortles!