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Before there was Blockbuster, there was Ritz video. The best place for all your VHS needs.

The best college in England and much better than the Footlights College

*Nobody* expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency. Our *three* weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical dedication to the pope.

Channel some eerie charm with this t-shirt featuring the memorable quote, "I Myself am Strange and Unusual." Perfect for fans of Tim Burton's cult classic, this piece combines gothic style with dark humour. Whether it's Halloween or any day you feel a bit supernatural, this shirt is your go-to for a touch of the otherworldly.

You don't have pizza and margarita shooters

The original hunter of John Crichton, Crais, the insane military commander.

Fear Accompanies the Possibility of Death. Calm Shephers its Certainty.

Are you a crow, do you like hardcore music then look no further than getting to know the Hard Caw Crow.

For all fans of the classic anime movie comes this Neo Tokyo design.

Always remember to trust no one and that the truth is out there.

If you've commited a murder and the detective investigating you turns around and declares that there is just one more thing. Then you better be ready.

Everyone loves cylons, but which are better?

Which Pegg are you? Shaun, Nick or Gary everyone has their favourite.

Channel some eerie charm with this t-shirt featuring the memorable quote, "Never Trust the Living." Perfect for fans of Tim Burton's cult classic, this piece combines gothic style with dark humour. Whether it's Halloween or any day you feel a bit supernatural, this shirt is your go-to for a touch of the otherworldly.

This unique t-shirt captures the haunting legacy of the Chernobyl disaster, featuring evocative imagery and symbols associated with the catastrophic nuclear accident in Pripyat, Soviet Union. From the iconic radiation symbol to the eerie beauty of the abandoned city and the resilience of Chernobyl's wildlife, each detail on this shirt tells a story of history, tragedy, and the lessons learned from one of the worst environmental catastrophes. Perfect for history buffs, environmental advocates, and anyone fascinated by the compelling story of Chernobyl and its lasting impact on nuclear safety and the environment.

...there was a few murders from a mad psycho with a machete.

Its the only place you will find that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism.

The place to be to be hunted by a lone alien and you have the overwhelming urge to hide in a locker.

The creepiest house on the lane is owned by the kookiest family.

If the Elder gods are invading your realm, who're you gonna call?

If you need to make a point about kicking people into large holes, then this is the design for you.

If you need to make a point about kicking people into large holes, then this is the design for you.

Dedicated to the best vampire slayer and familiar in New York.

Dedicated to the best vampire slayer and familiar in New York.

Are you a member of an underground resistance movement?

Don't mess with this Mexican, you will regret it.

Do you text? or are you a Mexican who doesn't text?

If you need some work doing on your vehicle or you're staging a coup, then look no further than Machete's Chop Shop.

If you want to celebrate everything in style, then look no further than this Carlton Dance design.

If you want to celebrate everything in style, then look no further than the Carlton Banks Dance Academy.

If you want to celebrate everything in style, then look no further than this Carlton Dance design.

Everyone hates their job, especially when the end up buying shit they don't need.

Everyone loves the Rimmer Munchkin Song.

Have you completed the football manager game so well that you've been recruited by your favourite team because you're just so good.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve,

Austin Powers' famous brother the eponymous Dr Evil.