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Metaldadmerch

Metal Dad Merch, playground approved death metal style designs for metal families. Nonprofit in support of The Metal Dad Collective.
San Diego, Ca
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Formula In Reverse Shorts
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Description: Oops, I spit up again....

Tags: baby shark, baby shower, baby shower gift, birth announcement, emo

Formula In Reverse Shorts

$27

Moreshugguh Shorts
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Description: Who doesn't want more sugar?

Tags: death metal, emo, kids fashion, kids funny, kids puns

Moreshugguh Shorts

$27

I Wrestled A Boob Once Shorts
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Description: Inspired by my first born and her ferocious appetite for the boo boos.

Tags: baby shower, kids fashion, kids funny, pregnancy announcement, breasts

I Wrestled A Boob Once Shorts

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B is for Bleagh Shorts
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Description: Show you love for learning with the B is for Bleagh death core inspired design.

Tags: kids clothing, kids show, mom birthday, heavy metal, youtuber

B is for Bleagh Shorts

$27

Love Gathers Here Shorts
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Description: awwweee, so wholesome....

Tags: slam, band, death metal, motivation, metal mom

Love Gathers Here Shorts

$27

Stick to your puns Shorts
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Description: Oh dad, your jokes are the worst.

Tags: dad jokes are my specialty, dad jokes, stick to your guns, fathers day, father figure

Stick to your puns Shorts

$27

In Hanes Shorts
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Description: Potty training is over!

Tags: potty training, in flames, death metal, kids clothes, underwear

In Hanes Shorts

$27

Infant Shorts
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Description: For the little tech death fiend in the family.

Tags: tech death, inferi, kids fashion, heavy metal, infant

Infant Shorts

$27

Infant Incubator Shorts
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Description: The perfect maternity shirts does exist!

Tags: infant annihilator, motherhood, pregnancy announcement, baby shower, mommy gifts

Infant Incubator Shorts

$27

Impending Womb Shorts
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Description: The perfect maternity shirt does exist!

Tags: shirtdesign, death before decaf, pregnancy, deathcore, death metal

Impending Womb Shorts

$27

Feeding Through Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: bleeding through, hardcore, kids clothes, kids fashion, kids funny

Feeding Through Shorts

$27

The Black Dahlia Burper Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design. #trevorforever

Tags: band merchandise, black metal, dad jokes, daddy gifts, death metal

The Black Dahlia Burper Shorts

$27

Lovin a Smore Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this campground approved design.

Tags: camping life, daddy gifts, dad jokes, deathcore, death metal

Lovin a Smore Shorts

$27

Every Time I Cry Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: dad jokes, metal, band merchandise, mommy gifts, dad birthday

Every Time I Cry Shorts

$27

Enwombed Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: baby shower, baby shower gift, band merch, death metal, heavy metal

Enwombed Shorts

$27

Enterprise Birth Shorts
Main Tag:  

Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: band merchandise, band, metal, death metal, black metal

Enterprise Birth Shorts

$27

Dogs Are Miracles With Paws Made of Love And Fur Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: mom, black metal, black metal clothes, mom gift idea, kids fashion

Dogs Are Miracles With Paws Made of Love And Fur Shorts

$27

Culto de Leche Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design. Available in kids sizes too!

Tags: kids clothes, heavy metal, kids pun, kids fashion, deathmetal

Culto de Leche Shorts

$27

Cult of Little Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: blogger, heavy metal, kids clothes, death metal, fashion

Cult of Little Shorts

$27

Eat Pray Love death metal Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: band, black metal, heavy metal, inspirational, motivational quote

Eat Pray Love death metal Shorts

$27

Crumbsnatcher Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: death, heavy metal, bodysnatcher, metal, skullshirt

Crumbsnatcher Shorts

$27

Cottage Cheese Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: dad birthday, daddy gifts, death, death metal, halloween

Cottage Cheese Shorts

$27

Bless This Home Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: motivational quote, black metal, blessed mom, blessed mama, death metal

Bless This Home Shorts

$27

Baby Maker Shorts
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Description: Made this baby and all I got was this silly shirt.

Tags: band, black metal, deathcore, death metal, metal

Baby Maker Shorts

$27

All Shall Nourish Shorts
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Description: Show your love of death core as well as supporting the cause of ending world hunger.

Tags: metal kids, deathcore, death metal, metal, metalcore

All Shall Nourish Shorts

$27

As I Lay Crying Shorts
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Description: Show your love for parenthood and extreme music with this playground approved design.

Tags: metal kids, deathcore, death metal, heavy metal, kids fashion

As I Lay Crying Shorts

$27

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