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Let's Commit Arson! Socks
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Description: A cute flame with big eyes and the words "Let's Commit Arson!"

Tags: anarchist, anarcho punk, anarchy, antifa, arson

Let's Commit Arson! Socks

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Be Gay Do Crime! Socks
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Description: A smiling cartoon knife with a cartoon word balloon with the words, "Be Gay Do Crime!". Modeled after some background graffiti in the Jake Shears video for Big Bushy Mustache.

Tags: be gay do crimes, crime, flag, gay, gay pride

Be Gay Do Crime! Socks

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Fuck AI Socks
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Description: Fuck AI if I want sketchy advice from a robot I'll ask Zoltar

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, bad advice, clanker, clanker resistance

Fuck AI Socks

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Rasputin - Sex Wizard Socks
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Description: “I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.” Tumblr poster Glumshoe

Tags: 60s aesthetic, 60s rock, fake band merch, history, magic

Rasputin - Sex Wizard Socks

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Kill Billionaires Socks
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Description: A parody of the Kill Bill movie poster with a message appropriate for 2025. .

Tags: anarchism, anarchy, doge, eat the rich, elon musk

Kill Billionaires Socks

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Cauhaus Socks
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Description: A parody of the band Bauhaus's logo design with a cow (or cau) replacing the normal man in the profile.

Tags: bauhaus design, geometric, goth, goth fashion, goth girl

Cauhaus Socks

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Fill Every Hole With Caulk Socks
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Description: A caulk gun with the words "Fill Every Hole With Caulk".

Tags: caulk, caulk gun, construction, construction humor, dad

Fill Every Hole With Caulk Socks

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Live Laugh Lurch Socks
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Description: What's better than love, Lurch from the Addam's family

Tags: addams, addams family, goth, goth humor, halloween

Live Laugh Lurch Socks

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Nevada Lesbian Pride Flag Socks
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Description: A lesbian pride flag in the shape of Nevada. The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: gay, gay pride, las vegas, lesbian, lgbt

Nevada Lesbian Pride Flag Socks

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Nevada Bisexual Pride Flag Socks
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Description: A bisexual pride flag in the shape of Nevada. The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: bisexual, bisexual colors, bisexual flag, bisexual pride flag, gay

Nevada Bisexual Pride Flag Socks

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Nevada Bear Brotherhood Pride Flag Socks
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Description: A bear brotherhood pride flag in the shape of Nevada. The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: bear, gay, gay bear, gay pride, las vegas

Nevada Bear Brotherhood Pride Flag Socks

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Nevada Pansexual Pride Flag Socks
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Description: A pansexual pride flag in the shape of Nevada. The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: gay, gay pride, las vegas, lgbt, lgbtq

Nevada Pansexual Pride Flag Socks

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Nevada Transgender Pride Socks

Description: A transgender pride flag in the shape of Nevada. The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: gay, gay pride, las vegas, lgbt, lgbtq

Nevada Transgender Pride Socks

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Nevada Resistance Gay Pride Flag Socks
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Description: A resistance pride flag in the shape of Nevada. The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: bisexual, gay, las vegas, lesbian, lgbt

Nevada Resistance Gay Pride Flag Socks

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Nevada Nonbinary Pride Socks
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Description: A nonbinary pride flag in the shape of Nevada. The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: enby, enby flag, enby pride, enby pride flag, gay

Nevada Nonbinary Pride Socks

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Nevada Asexual Pride Flag Socks
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Description: An asexual pride flag in the shape of Nevada. The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: ace, ace pride, asexual, asexual flag, las vegas

Nevada Asexual Pride Flag Socks

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Nevada Gay Pride Flag Socks
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Description: The writing says, "Homo Means Nevada" and is a play on "Home means Nevada" which is the first line in the Nevada state song.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, las vegas, lesbian

Nevada Gay Pride Flag Socks

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Matthew 5:29 Socks
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Description: Matthew 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

Tags: bible, bible quote, bible verse, body horror, body parts

Matthew 5:29 Socks

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Alpha Male - Further Debugging Needed Socks
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Description: Alpha as in the first iteration, not the leader of the pack.

Tags: alpha, bro, coder, coding, computer

Alpha Male - Further Debugging Needed Socks

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Jeremiah 10:2-4 Socks
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Description: Jeremiah 10:2-4 2 Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. 3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. 4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

Tags: bible, bible quote, bible scripture, bible verse, christian

Jeremiah 10:2-4 Socks

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2 Chronicles 21:15 Socks
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Description: 2 Chronicles 21:15 and thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness, day by day.

Tags: bible, bible quote, bible quotes, biblical, christian

2 Chronicles 21:15 Socks

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Ezekiel 23:20 Socks
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Description: Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Tags: bible, bible quote, bible verse, biblical, christianity

Ezekiel 23:20 Socks

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Prime Beef Socks
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Description: When your partner says, "Sometimes I feel like you just treat me like a piece of meat!" You can reply with, "Have I got the shirt for you!"

Tags: beef, beefy, big guy, gay bear, himbo

Prime Beef Socks

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2 Kings 2:24 Socks
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Description: 2 Kings 23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.

Tags: bear, bears, bible, christian, christianity

2 Kings 2:24 Socks

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4 Ghost Moon Socks
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Description: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde, the 4 ghosts howling at a Pacman moon

Tags: 3 wolf moon, arcade, blinky, clyde, gaming

4 Ghost Moon Socks

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