we test on humans

Description: Mickey Haldi original cock.

Description: Mickey Haldi original shy guy.

Description: Mickey Haldi original butt painting.

Description: gentrification is so romantic, babe.

Description: meat, amirite?

Description: spray paint art is not a gimmick and I respect the craft.

Description: straight facts.

Description: ya know, like a water bed?

Description: we only serve carnivores in this house.

Description: i believe in a local economy.

Description: the first one was a prototype.

Description: facts.

Description: sounds weird, but as long as you're living your best life.

Description: let everyone know how difficult you are.

Description: the opposite of artificial intelligence.

Description: babe, enough with the dirt talk.

Description: feast your eyes on this

Description: oh, him? he's just small tomatoes.

Description: Original artwork by Mickey Haldi

Description: Original artwork by Mickey Haldi.

Description: Original artwork by Mickey Haldi.

Description: Original artwork by Mickey Haldi.

Description: Original artwork by Mickey Haldi.

Description: Original mixed media painting by Mickey Haldi.

Description: a corpse can dream...

Description: why am I sending this guy nudes for free?

Description: trust me. I've been on SSRIs before.

Description: maybe he's an impressionistic painter who happens to be an asshole? perhaps he's making a joke, like "make an impression on this dick." maybe he's just a really, really bad man.

Description: environmentally friendly advice.

Description: please be patient with me.

Description: me-ow ;-D

Description: the proof is in the revenge porn.

Description: look like an authentic cowgirl! best worn while watching Yellowstone.

Description: what do you mean by, "himby isn't real"?

Description: *audible sigh*

Description: asking for a friend