Let's Commoditize!

For the nasty bitch in your life. The flowers make it nice!

Memento mori, remember that you too will die. Have a nice day!

Written in a glitchy style, like anxiety itself.

A ancient Japanese painting of a black and white cat with a red collar catching some Z's.

She seems to be saying, "Well, are we going to talk all night, or are we going to get on with it?"

Sitting cat (1917) by Julie de Graag (1877-1924). Original from the Rijks Museum.

A pink cat gazes at you Inquisitively. His fur had loads of intricate designs on it, so maybe check your meds.

An antique drawing of the emperor king. Snazzy crown, no? I wonder how he keeps it from burning up?

Some bikes from an old catalog. Some spiffy two-wheelers!

If you've ever been unemployed, you know what this is about.

Beware of the tyranny of the minority. Not advocating violence of course!

I’m a procrastinator. Bring sloth to a whole new level. Professional grade relaxation.

When procrastination rises to the level of art.

Time to quit, yo!

A nice bird poses on a complicated background for you.

"There, one day, he heard a voice, and presently after was surprised by the appearance of a mermaid."

A sad Death sitting on a globe.

From an old book. Observed in 1878 in Wyoming Territory.

Will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

Will forgive us now for wasting the dawn

He made the sphinx laugh, it says so right here.

Yes, this was a real act in the early 1900s!

An old-time magician's act. Looks cool, right?

One of the greatest old time magicians, here using his powers to levitate his assistant.

A poster for one of the greatest magicians.

A handbill or poster from the early 20th century.

One of the greats, alongside Houdini in the pantheon.

From a turn of the century magician's poster

An old poster for a magician's act

Old time magician poster

From an old poster

An old poster for a famous magician.

The old upside down glass of water being held in by a piece of paper routine.

If you were to very carefully smash a 35mm camera to bits, it might look like this. But probably not.

From an antique magician's poster.

An old poster for one of the most famous magicians.