MilesNovelTs

Description: Some of us are wooden spoon survivors.

Description: Samuel the Lamanite preaches from the city walls.

Description: Ammon contronts the Lamanite robbers at the waters of Sebus.

Description: My wife says I'm untrainable.

Description: My wife says I'm untrainable.

Description: At my age I haven't lost my marbles yet, but they're starting to roll away.

Description: Even Santa Claus needs his orthopedic specialist once in a while.

Description: "I'm not an ambiturner." -- ashamed male model

Description: "I'm not an ambiturner." -- ashamed male model

Description: "I'm not an ambiturner." - male model

Description: The great turkey uprising took farmers completely by surprise, leading to a shortage of turkey dinners for Thanksgiving.

Description: I'm running very low on stamina...

Description: Santa is staying frosty! Happy holidays!

Description: Join us for an epic battle of Christmas mythology between Santa Claus and Krampus, live on pay-per-view!

Description: Santa has been laying off the milk and cookies and hitting the gym! Merry Christmas!

Description: Santa popped a wheelie and exclaimed, "Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!"

Description: If everyone will just be quiet, hold still, and smile, we can get this done and go on with our lives.

Description: Enjoy the major video game controllers for the past 50 years!

Description: Travis tight end for Kansas City football!

Description: QB to TE touchdown, Kansas City!

Description: The iconic poster reimagined with Jonah of the Old Testament.

Description: And when he came unto Lehi, the Philistines shouted against him: and the Spirit of the Lord came mightily upon him, and the cords that were upon his arms became as flax that was burnt with fire, and his bands aloosed from off his hands. And he found a new jawbone of an ass, and put forth his hand, and took it, and slew a thousand men therewith. And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

Description: Rudolph flies at breakneck speed on Christmas Eve!

Description: Tinkers repair and build all kinds of stuff. Sometimes useful.

Description: Not all of Santa's elves are content with their work environment.

Description: He knows when you've been bad or good...

Description: Show him/her you're excited to kiss under the mistletoe!

Description: I'm just here for the turkey.

Description: What happened next is a matter of some controversy among historians. William Bradford broke through the linebacker corps and picked up a 27-yard gain. Some accounts claim that Bradford was able to hold off Massasoit with a stiff-arm. However, Massasoit maintains that he was held by offensive tackle, John Carver.

Description: What happened next is a matter of some controversy among historians. William Bradford broke through the linebacker corps and picked up a 27-yard gain. Some accounts claim that Bradford was able to hold off Massasoit with a stiff-arm. However, Massasoit maintains that he was held by offensive tackle, John Carver.

Description: Some accounts claim that Bradford was able to hold off Massasoit with a stiff-arm. However, Massasoit maintains that he was held by offensive tackle, John Carver. The officiating crew, which consisted primarily of Pilgrims, did not flag the alleged holding penalty.

Description: Can you find an uglier Christmas sweater than this?

Description: All PAs want to be superheroes. Then reality sets in...

Description: All physician associates want to be superheroes, but reality sets in...

Description: Where does your bike redline?

Description: Riders know it's 1 down and 5 up!