Magnets
Description: MAIN EVENT. One night only. El Pueblo takes on La Migra, and the match ends the way every rudo's night should: over the top rope, mask flying off on the way out. A vintage 1970s lucha libre fight poster reimagined, with La Migra cast as the pantomime villain getting launched from the ring. Read the fine print: everyone welcome, no papers required. For the lucha fan, the history nerd, the cousin who never misses a march, the gift that gets a laugh and a fist bump.
Description: One round only. No spin, no excuses. In one corner: The CØUNT of Murky Crypto, grinning with a fistful of fifties. In the other: a man with a bin on his head and destiny on his side. Clacton-on-Sea, are you ready to rumble? Count Binface vs the establishment, styled as a legendary 1974 championship fight poster in full vintage halftone glory, marking the 2026 Clacton by-election. Bottom of the bill: kebabs capped at £2 (a real manifesto pledge, we checked). The perfect gift for political comedy fans, boxing poster collectors, and anyone with money on the bin, for birthdays, Christmas, or fight night down the polling station.
Description: 🗑️ No lasers. No lightning. No CGI budget. Just a man with a bin on his head, fists raised in triumph, because sometimes that's all a nation needs. Count Binface in stark monochrome, minimalist vintage cinema-poster style, the understated collector's piece of the 2026 Clacton by-election, for those who like their political satire in a classier font. The perfect gift for political comedy fans, design nerds, and anyone quietly confident the bin will have its day, birthdays, Christmas, or election night.
Description: 🦇 The night is darkest just before a by-election. As chaos grips Westminster and the establishment counts its cash, one hero answers the CB signal, a caped crusader with a bin on his head and justice on his manifesto. Count Binface reimagined as a brooding blockbuster movie poster, full epic-cinema treatment for the 2026 Clacton by-election, complete with a certain grinning politician and his fistful of fifties. The perfect gift for political comedy fans, superhero movie buffs, and anyone who believes Clacton deserves the hero it needs, birthdays, Christmas, or election-night viewing parties.
Description: 📯 Your country needs you. Well, one bit of Essex does. Clacton is calling, and an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head is pointing directly at YOU. Count Binface reimagined as the legendary WW1 recruitment poster, vintage propaganda art for the 2026 Clacton by-election, with orders straight from the top: make every vote Count. Binface. The perfect gift for political comedy fans, by-election obsessives, and anyone answering the Count's call, birthdays, Christmas, or election-night duty.
Description: 🗳️ Nigel said he wanted The People versus The Establishment. The People responded by sending a man with a bin on his head. Clacton-on-Sea, your moment of HOPE has arrived. Count Binface reimagined as the iconic HOPE campaign poster — a bold, full-colour parody print marking the 2026 Clacton by-election, where the Count stands as the unity candidate (pledging at least one affordable house). The perfect gift for political comedy fans, weary voters, and anyone backing the bin — great for birthdays, Christmas, or election-night watch parties.
Description: Great for: Activists, protests & people that doesn't apologize for wanting a better world. It says what it says. No hidden meaning, no irony layer, just the statement, dead serious.
Existence Is Resistance Tee | Activist Protest Political | Unisex Magnet
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A rallying cry for anyone who refuses to be quiet. This bold statement tee puts a raised fist and a philosophy that hits different, existence, resistance, and zero apologies. ✊ A full-colour graphic tee featuring a powerful raised fist circled by the text "EXISTENCE IS RESISTANCE" philosophy meets protest wear. Perfect for activists, social justice advocates, feminist friends, or anyone who wears their values on their sleeve birthdays, Christmas, or just because they deserve something with real meaning.
Existence is Resistance Fist Graphic Tee | Activist Statement Shirt | Protest Top Magnet
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Something went very wrong at the Mystery Machine. 🌿👁️ This isn't your Saturday morning cartoon, this is the timeline where Shaggy gave Fred something he definitely shouldn't have, and now he can't close his eyes. Ever. Weirdcore never looked so relatable. A cursed meme classic reimagined as full horror-adjacent graphic art. Perfect for fans of internet absurdism, weirdcore aesthetics, and the deeply unwell corner of pop culture. The ideal gift for the person in your life who sends memes at 3am and has excellent but deeply questionable taste.
Description: You don't write code anymore. You vibe it into existence. 🎨 Crown on, prompts loaded, and shipping straight to production, this graffiti-style Vibe Coder tee is for the developer who builds with AI, ships fast, and looks good doing it. The mashup: Street art swagger meets AI-age coding culture. Bold brush lettering, dripping paint, and a smiley face that knows your last deployment worked first time. Perfect gift for the Claude Code addict, the prompt engineer, the friend who hasn't opened Stack Overflow since 2024, birthdays, Christmas, or just because they shipped something cool.
Description: Come as you are. Leave the autocrats behind. 🤘 A genre mashup of 90s alt-rock iconography and frontline protest energy, for everyone who's been saying "never again" like they actually mean it. The perfect shirt for the activist, the music lover, and the person who knew exactly how this was going to go.
Nirvana Anti Trump Parody T-Shirt Political | Anti Fascism Protest Shirt | Resistance Tee | No Kings Shirt Magnet
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Step into the future with this bold Gavin Newsom 2028 design — a striking retro campaign-style poster inspired by classic Americana aesthetics. Featuring bold red, white, and blue tones with clean typography, this design captures the look of vintage political posters while keeping it modern and eye-catching. Perfect for: Fans of political parody and campaign-style merch Retro pop-art enthusiasts Anyone who loves bold statement graphics Printed with crisp lines and vibrant colors, this design looks great on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more.
Gavin Newsom 2028 T-Shirt | Retro Campaign-Style Political Poster Magnet
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Turn up the nostalgia with this MP3 & Chill design — a crisp, vector-style illustration of an old-school MP3 player with earbuds tangled into a heart shape. Perfect for fans of Y2K fashion, 2000s throwbacks, and retro tech vibes. Whether you grew up making the ultimate playlist for your crush or just love the look of classic gadgets, this design brings a fun pop of colour and personality to any outfit. Ideal for music lovers, festival goers, and anyone who misses the days before streaming took over. Looks awesome on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, phone cases, and more. Makes a great gift for EDM fans, retro tech geeks, and lovers of all things aesthetic.
Description: Step into pure Y2K nostalgia with the Pastel Smiley Matrix — a bold, retro-inspired t-shirt featuring rows of neon smiley faces arranged in a hypnotic cyber grid over a dreamy pastel gradient. Perfect for: Rave & festival outfits – stand out under blacklights and stage lights 90s / 2000s retro fashion lovers Vaporwave, cybercore & kidcore streetwear fans People who want a fun, positive, statement piece 🎨 Design highlights: Neon-outlined smiley faces in a matrix-style grid Smooth gradient blend from yellow to pink to teal Cyber-meets-pastel aesthetic, perfect for festivals and streetwear Inspired by rave flyers, early internet graphics, and club culture
Description: Bring back the Y2K magic with this vibrant Kidcore aesthetic t-shirt — a blast of retro 2000s nostalgia featuring pixel hearts, pastel butterflies, angel wings, rainbow roller skates, and playful snack-time characters. Perfect for lovers of: Y2K fashion & vaporwave style Retro tech nostalgia – rotary phones, MP3 players, floppy disks Pastel, kawaii & kidcore outfits Festival wear, streetwear & statement pieces 🎨 Design highlights: Bold bubble-letter slogans: “Dial-Up Dreams” & “Snack Time Forever” Pixel art heart & MP3 player Pastel rainbow accents on butterflies, juice boxes & roller skates Sparkles & chrome-style angel wings for the ultimate early-internet vibe
