MinimalFun

Just because there are balloons doesn't mean you can't be sad! Party of one?

Lordy! Avert your eyes good people of the interwebs! Do you text your mother with those fingers?!

Showing my cards.

You know that couple you saw at your friends art show or your cousin's improv workshop. They think they're so cool. And they are. Like offensively, casually, haplessly cool. Don't even look at their shoes. They probably upcycled them from a thrift store that's more expensive than the nicest store in your town. God, I want to be them.

They just wear awesome stuff even if the weather doesn't support their choices. Do they control the sun? Do they own the rain?

A takeoff of Ed Ruscha paintings showing the sequence of yappers to puppers to doggos to woofers.

An adorable Cavoodle Puppy!

It's only fair to learn to share.

This shirt, In your cart, with a promo code.

A penguin profile within a gold disk of light.

Whale, whale, whale what do we have here?

Warhol was right. Fame is like bananas.

Back in my day people wanted to werk!

I only talk to my friends on mic.

Looking for a great gift? Give them "The Finger"!

"...and some Kraft Singles, cause I love that clammy feeling when you hold them up against your face." ~Grace Adler

Smoking should be art history.

A mask is the cheapest medicine.

Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be space cowboys.

I'm the life of the party (when the party is me at my house alone)!

Science is gay! In the best way!

When you play your own game. You win.

Fact.

Fact.

Ugh, he can pull off a short-suit and that's infuriating. And that guy, making skate-wear look sophisticated. I hate that I love them.

Boring clothes are baaaahhhhd. Let your kiddo be bold with my minimalist lamb design!