Minty Corpse

Everybody is a bit of a gonk, sometimes.

The erudite tetraodontidae, Professor Pufferfish.

The only mob worth joining.

Lumpy babies are the best babies.

Ajna Optics, for all your ocular cybernetic needs. You won't believe your eyes.

Let's Bond!

Honeybees with that taurine kick.

When racing tomorrow is more important than winning today.

Ride or die with the candy skull gang.

Leading the revolution, one branch line at a time. Viva La Sodor!

Don't let them make a monkey of you ... aping me is hurtful.

Always good advise in any situation ... do not escalate.

Fear the gristly bare. Probably scarier than a grizzly bear in any case.

When nothing else makes sense, go visit Jesus Christ Florida to make the rest of your life seem better by comparison.

Bask in the glow of the mourning son.

No one wants to work in the saddest factory.

The Tooth Ferry is real, even if the Tooth Fairy is not.

Nevan Says No. When you really don't want to talk to someone, let Nevan tell them.

Vintage and somewhat sacrilegious but random feeling when you get a whiff of artichoke from your bra.