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Serious art. Unserious dog. Mister is a French bulldog pop-art icon, remixed into every style, costume and joke we can think of. Plus podcast fan art, Chicago & Portland pride, and humor that runs a little blue. Made in Portland, OR.
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Hard D's Socks
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Description: Het'n Hard D's at the local Arby's

Tags: adult, arbys, big cock, big dick, big dick energy

Hard D's Socks

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Shell Shocker Socks
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Description: Shell No he didn't.

Tags: adult, big cock, big dick, big dick energy, gas

Shell Shocker Socks

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Darth Pall Maul, or Mall Socks
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Description: Smoke 'em' if you got em'

Tags: darth maul, darth vader, sith, smoking, smoking weed

Darth Pall Maul, or Mall Socks

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My city, my Portland Socks
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Description: Oh yeah, well I call it weird

Tags: nature, oregon, pdx, portland oregon, portlandia

My city, my Portland Socks

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What's it called? Socks
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Description: A couple, two, three names for the chiggity

Tags: bears, bulls, city, cubs, michael jordan

What's it called? Socks

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Chicago Flag ! Socks
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Description: My kinda town, Chicago is...

Tags: bears, chicago flag, chicago hot dog, chicago illinois, cubs

Chicago Flag ! Socks

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Portland (OR) Flag Socks
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Description: My city! My Portland. I know you the best.

Tags: eugene, flag, keep portland weird, oregon, pdx

Portland (OR) Flag Socks

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Tolstoy in a story about toys Socks
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Description: Woody got churned into paper

Tags: book, book lover, books, bookworm, leo tolstoy

Tolstoy in a story about toys Socks

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Recovering Empath Socks
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Description: It's a long journey, but somebody's got o do it.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, be kind, empathy, funny

Recovering Empath Socks

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Just Some Guy Socks
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Description: Hey, who the f- do you think you are? Me? Just some guy.

Tags: cute, funny, funny sayings, funny slogan, funnytee

Just Some Guy Socks

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The Chicago Flag (Your Mom) Socks
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Description: A field guide to the Chicago flag: the stripes, the stars, and the fourth great Chicago event. More at misterdogart.com

Tags: chicago, chicago river, chicago stars, chicagoland, funny

The Chicago Flag (Your Mom) Socks

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Don't Pass By / Dancing Dancing (Dignity Falls) Socks
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Description: Dignity Falls Public Access double feature, from The Neighborhood Listen. More at misterdogart.com

Tags: comedy podcast, dancing, dfpa, dignity falls public access, fan art
You've Been X'd Punk Socks
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Description: Straight-edge sass in 70s bubble letters and torn-up punk type. More at misterdogart.com

Tags: 70s, attitude, hardcore, music, punk rock

You've Been X'd Punk Socks

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Fuck Buddy Rainbow Socks
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Description: The sweetest, filthiest rainbow in the sky. More at misterdogart.com

Tags: adult humor, clouds, cute, dirty joke, funny

Fuck Buddy Rainbow Socks

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OTPHW Socks
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Description: Over the pants hand job, in retro sunburst bubble letters. More at misterdogart.com

Tags: 70s, adult humor, bubble letters, dirty joke, funny

OTPHW Socks

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Neighborhood Listen Crew – Burnt, Joan & Doug of Dignity Falls Socks

Description: Burnt Millipede, Joan Pedestrian, and Doug of The Neighborhood Listen podcast. Dignity Falls' favorite show, now wearable.

Tags: dignity falls, paul f tompkins, nicole parker, burnt millipede, joan pedestrian
Dignity Fallsmacy – Burnt Millipede's Pharmacy, Neighborhood Listen Socks

Description: Burnt Millipede's pharmacy from The Neighborhood Listen podcast. Pharmacist and Chief approved.

Tags: dignity falls, paul f tompkins, nicole parker, burnt millipede, joan pedestrian
Mister Handsome – Colorful French Bulldog Pop Art Socks
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Description: Mister, the pop-art French bulldog, in full color. For frenchie people and pop-art fans.

Tags: frenchie, frenchie pop art, pop art dog, french bulldog lover, frenchie mom
67ers – Six Seven Meme Basketball Socks
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Description: Go 67ers! The six seven meme as a basketball team. Sheeesh.

Tags: six seven, 6 7, 67, six seven meme, gen alpha slang

67ers – Six Seven Meme Basketball Socks

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Welcome to Dignity Falls Town Sign – Neighborhood Listen Socks

Description: The famous Dignity Falls welcome sign from The Neighborhood Listen podcast. That's Dignity Falls for ya.

Tags: dignity falls, paul f tompkins, nicole parker, burnt millipede, joan pedestrian
DigFyx Sprune Fever Relief – Dignity Falls Pharmacy Ad Socks

Description: A vintage-style ad for DigFyx, Dignity Falls' cure for sprune fever, from The Neighborhood Listen. Grab a six pack from Burnt.

Tags: dignity falls, paul f tompkins, nicole parker, burnt millipede, joan pedestrian
CyberDump – Cybertruck Dumpster Fire Socks
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Description: A very expensive crash pad: the Cybertruck as a dumpster, raccoon included.

Tags: dumpster fire, cybertruck meme, trash panda, raccoon, funny truck

CyberDump – Cybertruck Dumpster Fire Socks

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It's Still the Sears Tower – Chicago Skyline Socks
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Description: Real Chicagoans still call it the Sears Tower.

Tags: chicago, chicago illinois, windy city, chi town, chicagoan
Live Laugh Skull – Dark Humor Skeleton Socks
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Description: Let's all celebrate death positivity

Tags: skull, skeleton, death, dark humor, halloween

Live Laugh Skull – Dark Humor Skeleton Socks

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Poor Kermy – Frog Skeleton Dark Humor Socks
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Description: It ain't easy being alive. He had reached his fateful end, and now you can show it off.

Tags: muppets, skeleton, skull, dark humor, halloween

Poor Kermy – Frog Skeleton Dark Humor Socks

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Fall Ready – Autumn Vibes Socks
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Description: Bring the chill.

Tags: autumn, fall season, autumn leaves, pumpkin, halloween

Fall Ready – Autumn Vibes Socks

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Poor Foz – Bear Skeleton Dark Humor Socks
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Description: He still brings a smile to the darker side of existence. Just another Muppet who found the inevitable end.

Tags: muppets, kermit, skeleton, skull, dark humor

Poor Foz – Bear Skeleton Dark Humor Socks

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Hawkisms – Hawk Harrelson White Sox Sayings Socks
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Description: Grab some bench and this can of corn of a shirt. Hawk Harrelson's best White Sox calls.

Tags: chicago, chicago illinois, windy city, chi town, chicagoan
Chicken Banana – Funny Meme Socks
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Description: Chicken. Banana. Chicken Banana.

Tags: banana, chicken, meme, viral meme, brainrot

Chicken Banana – Funny Meme Socks

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Ohh Geez Don't Cha Know – Minnesota Nice Socks
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Description: It was a long winter. Ohh geez, celebrate with some swag, don't cha know.

Tags: minnesota nice, midwest, midwest humor, oh geez, dontcha know
Thank You Mister – French Bulldog Grocery Bag Pop Art Socks
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Description: Take Mister home with you: French bulldog pop art on the classic thank-you bag. He'll thank you.

Tags: frenchie, frenchie pop art, pop art dog, french bulldog lover, frenchie mom
Chicago Rat – Chicago Flag Rat Hole Socks
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Description: The Chicago flag stuffed into the shape of a rat cast in concrete. Flex on the haters.

Tags: chicago, chicago illinois, windy city, chi town, chicagoan

Chicago Rat – Chicago Flag Rat Hole Socks

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O'Hare Blue Line – CTA Chicago Train Map Socks
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Description: All aboard. Next stop, O'Hare. A CTA Blue Line map for Chicago commuters.

Tags: chicago illinois, windy city, chi town, chicagoan, chicago pride
Explanation Hope – How Did This Get Made? Podcast Socks
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Description: For when a question just won't do. An HDTGM fan favorite.

Tags: how did this get made, paul scheer, june diane raphael, jason mantzoukas, comedy podcast
Poor Beak – Lab Assistant Skeleton Dark Humor Socks
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Description: There must'a been an experiment that went wrong, because our poor Beaker is just some bones.

Tags: muppets, bunsen, skeleton, skull, dark humor
Herlet – Joan Pedestrian's Hamlet, Dignity Falls Theater Socks

Description: Joan Pedestrian stars in Herlet, Dignity Falls' finest Shakespeare, from The Neighborhood Listen.

Tags: dignity falls, paul f tompkins, nicole parker, burnt millipede, joan pedestrian

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