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San-Ta-Ta.... Squatch-squach-squatch Card
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Description: He Slays You When You're Sleeping

Tags: big foot, bigfoot believer, christmas, cryptid, friday the 13th

San-Ta-Ta.... Squatch-squach-squatch Card

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1 And 2... Yeti's Comin' For You! Card
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Description: The Hairy Beast of Your Dreams

Tags: bigfoot, cryptid, freddy krueger, halloween, horror

1 And 2... Yeti's Comin' For You! Card

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Sas-sas-sas-Quatch-quatch-quatch Card
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Description: He's a Big Momma's Boy

Tags: big foot, bigfoot humor, cryptid, cryptozoology, friday the 13th

Sas-sas-sas-Quatch-quatch-quatch Card

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It's a '47 Cabin Card
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Description: BTW... Love the Cabin!

Tags: 90s, cabin, cigars, fire, george costanza

It's a '47 Cabin Card

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Balloons For Every Day Card
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Description: Our pal, Cosmo, and his Balloons!

Tags: 90s, balloons, cosmo kramer, costanza, drawing illustration

Balloons For Every Day Card

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The Dreaded Apparatus Card
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Description: Don't Get Backed Up!

Tags: 90s, bathroom, bathroom humor, festivus, george costanza

The Dreaded Apparatus Card

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Wigs By Morrie Card
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Description: Pried for your budget!

Tags: 1990s, gangster, hair, hair stylist, humor

Wigs By Morrie Card

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For All the Porpoises Card
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Description: Not Just Some, All the Porpoises!

Tags: dolphin, funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan

For All the Porpoises Card

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Call In & Win! Card

Description: Give Us a Call and Compete Over the Phone!

Tags: 80s, game shows, modernpop, new england, new york

Call In & Win! Card

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Vacancy! Card
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Description: Time to book your room!

Tags: doom, doom metal, evil, funny, grunge art

Vacancy! Card

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Support Indie Horror Card

Description: If you enjoy the creator's work, support them!

Tags: indie writer, horror art, horror movies, horror, scary

Support Indie Horror Card

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Stay Creepy Card
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Description: And Read More Horror!

Tags: horror story, horror stories, reading, reading books, books

Stay Creepy Card

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Adopt an Author Card
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Description: Enjoy what you read? Support the author and leave a review.

Tags: quote, scary, halloween, horror stories, quotes

Adopt an Author Card

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Read More Horror! Card
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Description: Read more scary books!

Tags: horror fiction, horrormovies, witches, halloween, scary

Read More Horror! Card

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Horror Movies Are a Lifestyle Card
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Description: Not Just for Octoberween

Tags: horror, cult classic, retro, scary, vhs

Horror Movies Are a Lifestyle Card

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Necromancy Card
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Description: It Raises Them Right!

Tags: necromancer, retro, necro, wizard, vintage

Necromancy Card

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Stop, Drop & Roll Card
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Description: Is it hot in here, or is it just all the fire?

Tags: pyrography, pyrokinesis, pyromancy, wizardry, pyrotechnics

Stop, Drop & Roll Card

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Support Indie Horror Card

Description: Like horror fiction and art? Support the creator!

Tags: scary, horror, horrormovies, logo, zombies

Support Indie Horror Card

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These Fellas Are Good! Card
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Description: As far back as I can remember, I wanted a Black Flag

Tags: band, gangster, hardcore, italian, joe pesci

These Fellas Are Good! Card

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Before & After (Halloween Edition) Card

Description: Crack is whack! Horror's where it's at!

Tags: dont do drugs, drugs are bad, halloween, horror, modernpop

Before & After (Halloween Edition) Card

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Atomic Francois Card

Description: ModernPop's little mascot icon, Francois.

Tags: atomic, creature, halloween, horror, mascot

Atomic Francois Card

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Hypersomnia in the Streets, Insomnia in the Sheets Card
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Description: All The Somnias!

Tags: awake, awake but at what cost, bedtime, exhausted, freak in the sheets
Sweet Suffering Card
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Description: Pinhead has such sights to show your ass!

Tags: cenobite, clive barker, horror, humor, pinhead

Sweet Suffering Card

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Wonderfull, In Fact Card

Description: Who doesn't double their finall Ls?

Tags: classic, crime scene, demon, devil, evil

Wonderfull, In Fact Card

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Horse What!?! Card

Description: Americans will use anything to measure things.

Tags: anatomy, biology funny, horse, horse lover, horse rider

Horse What!?! Card

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"Not So" Hot Keys Card

Description: Time to Reboot!

Tags: computer, ctrl alt del, dark humor, depression humor, inspirational

"Not So" Hot Keys Card

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The Fraggle's Flag Rocks! Card

Description: Let the music play!

Tags: 80s, doozers, fraggle, fraggles, hardcore

The Fraggle's Flag Rocks! Card

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And Introducing... The Black Jug Flag Band! Card
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Description: Grab one now for the upcoming holidays! There are a lot of fake sellers out there on Teepublic and Redbubble stealing people's designs and selling them as their own. Stay away from those "otter" ones (get it?) and buy the original! Black Jug Flag Band

Tags: band logo parody, christmas, emmet, hardcore, jug band
Coming up next... The Black Jug Flag Band! Card
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Description: Grab one now for the upcoming holidays! There are a lot of fake sellers out there on Teepublic and Redbubble stealing people's designs and selling them as their own. Stay away from those "otter" ones (get it?) and buy the original! Black Jug Flag Band

Tags: christmas, emmet otters jug band christmas, hardcore, jug band, jugband
It's a Jug Band Christmas... Don't Believe the Hype! Card
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Description: Grab one now for the upcoming holidays! There are a lot of fake sellers out there on Teepublic and Redbubble stealing people's designs and selling them as their own. Stay away from those "otter" ones (get it?) and buy the original!

Tags: christmas, jug band, logo parody design, muppets, public enemy
The Gang From the Bottom of the River Winter Tour 1997 Card
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Description: Grab one now for the upcoming holidays! There are a lot of fake sellers out there on Teepublic and Redbubble stealing people's designs and selling them as their own. Stay away from those "otter" ones (get it?) and buy the original!

Tags: christmas, concert, doom metal, emmet otters jug band christmas, heavy metal
The Riverbottom Black Metal Band Card
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Description: They Don't Brush Their Teeth for Satan

Tags: black metal, blackmetal, christmas, dougrinaldi, emmet otters jug band christmas

The Riverbottom Black Metal Band Card

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Jug-Band Holiday! Card

Description: Emmet Hopes You Have a Great Jug-Band Holiday! Grab one now for the upcoming holidays! There are a lot of fake sellers out there on Teepublic and Redbubble stealing people's designs and selling them as their own. Stay away from those "otter" ones (get it?) and buy the original!

Tags: christmas, hope, muppets, otter, parody design

Jug-Band Holiday! Card

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Get Your Frogtown Java Here! Card
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Description: Coffee in time for Christmas Morning!

Tags: caffeine, christmas, coffee, dougrinaldi, emmet otters jug band christmas

Get Your Frogtown Java Here! Card

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Jug Band vs Riverbottom Nightmare Band Card
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Description: Grab one now for the upcoming holidays! There are a lot of fake sellers out there on Teepublic and Redbubble stealing people's designs and selling them as their own. Stay away from those "otter" ones (get it?) and buy the original!

Tags: band logo parody, logo, logo parody design, slayer, riverbottom nightmare band
Highway to Christmas Card
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Description: Jug Band Struck!

Tags: animal, otter, emmet otters jug band christmas, jug band, christmas

Highway to Christmas Card

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