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Welcome to MonstrosiTees! We’re a proudly Canadian, small company based on beautiful Vancouver Island — run by a Gen X couple fueled by nostalgia, horror flicks, and pop culture mayhem. If it made you laugh, scream, or rewind the VHS back in the day… chances are, it inspired one of our designs. Every shirt is dreamed up and created using Procreate, blending our love of classic horror, 80s vibes, healthcare and weird pop culture references into wearable art. We don’t just sell T-shirts — we sell memories (and maybe a few nightmares). MonstrosiTees is here to help you stand out, spark conversation, and look wicked doing it. Come for the creepy. Stay for the cool.

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Dorky Orc Shorts
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Description: Show off your love for fantasy with this adorable and goofy orc design! Featuring a cute, dorky orc with big expressive eyes, a playful grin, and a slightly mischievous vibe, this artwork brings a fun twist to classic fantasy creatures. Framed in a bold circular background, the colorful cartoon style makes it perfect for gamers, fantasy fans, and anyone who loves quirky characters. It’s a lighthearted take on the traditionally fierce orc—proving even monsters can be charmingly awkward.

Tags: cartoon orc, comic, comic books, cute orc, dork

Dorky Orc Shorts

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Pickles In Hell Shorts
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Description: Add a wicked sense of humor to your wardrobe with this bold and quirky design. Featuring a skeletal hand gripping a bright green pickle and the hilarious phrase “I Hope They Have Pickles in Hell,” this shirt blends dark humor with eye-catching artwork. Perfect for pickle lovers, fans of edgy jokes, and anyone who enjoys a little rebellious style, this design is sure to get laughs and start conversations wherever you go.

Tags: cucumber, dark humor, edgy humor, funny, gothic humor

Pickles In Hell Shorts

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6 News Top Story Shorts

Description: This T-shirt design pays homage to a fictional small-town news station at the center of chaos, where breaking news and brutal headlines collide. Bold, stacked typography and high-contrast colors evoke urgent broadcasts, sensational reporting, and the tense atmosphere of a team racing to cover the next shocking story before it’s too late.

Tags: broadcast, chaos, fear, gail weathers, ghostface

6 News Top Story Shorts

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The Shining Shorts
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Description: This striking T-shirt design draws from the chilling atmosphere of The Shining, using a stark split-portrait and bold typography to capture the slow descent into madness. High-contrast black-and-white styling amplifies the unease, evoking isolation, obsession, and the haunting presence of a mind unraveling within cold, empty halls.

Tags: darkness, dread, haunting, isolation, madness

The Shining Shorts

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West Canaan Coyotes Shorts

Description: This bold Coyotes football T-shirt channels classic Friday-night-lights intensity from a gritty, fictional small-town program where pride, pressure, and power football rule. With a fierce coyote emblem and strong varsity styling, the design evokes the hard-hitting spirit, loyalty, and tradition of a team that lives for the game and plays for the town.

Tags: dawsons creek, fast and furious, football, james van der beek, paul walker

West Canaan Coyotes Shorts

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Land Before Time Polaroids Shorts

Description: This charming T-shirt design celebrates the beloved characters from The Land Before Time movie and TV series, featuring a playful grid of illustrated dinosaurs with their names beneath each portrait. Framed like nostalgic snapshots and accented with leafy details, the artwork captures the heart, friendship, and prehistoric adventure that fans have loved for generations.

Tags: adventure, childhood, colorful, dino, dinosaur

Land Before Time Polaroids Shorts

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Friendship Rocks Shorts

Description: This playful and nostalgic design features a smiling rock mascot surrounded by bold, retro-inspired graphics and bright colors. With fun phrases like “My Best Friend,” “Friendship Rocks,” and “Includes a Real Rock,” this tee celebrates quirky humor and loyal friendship in a delightfully unexpected way. Perfect for anyone who loves irony, cute designs, or lighthearted statement shirts.

Tags: best friend, cute, friendship, funny, opalite

Friendship Rocks Shorts

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90’s Kitten Hanging From A Tree Shorts

Description: Adorable fluffy kitten clinging to a snowy tree branch with big blue eyes, giving cozy winter charm and playful cuteness.

Tags: hang in there, ice, kitten, snow, tree
The Lovers Shorts
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Description: A gothic reimagining of classic romance, this design features Frankenstein and his Bride in an intimate embrace, illustrated in the style of a vintage tarot card titled “VI: The Lovers.” Blending horror iconography with timeless love symbolism, this artwork captures devotion, longing, and dark romance in a bold, graphic style—perfect for fans of gothic art, classic monsters, and alternative fashion.

Tags: bride of frankenstein, classic monsters, dark love, frankenstein, frankensteins monster

The Lovers Shorts

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Pucker Up, Buttercup Shorts

Description: Add a little sass and sweetness to your wardrobe with this playful design featuring the phrase “Pucker Up, Buttercup” and an adorable frog blowing a kiss! Surrounded by cute hearts and stars, this fun tee is perfect for anyone who loves flirty humor, cute vibes, and a little extra attitude.

Tags: buttercup, cute, flirty, frog, funny

Pucker Up, Buttercup Shorts

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I’m Not Afraid Of Dying, I’m Afraid Of Being Alone Shorts

Description: Make a bold statement with this dark and emotional design featuring the quote “I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of being alone.” Paired with a haunting floating silhouette and scattered gothic crosses, this shirt is perfect for fans of alternative style, moody aesthetics, and deep, expressive streetwear.

Tags: alone, crosses, dark, demon, devil
Halloween Butterflies Shorts

Description: Show off your spooky sense of humor with this fun and minimalist bat design featuring the phrase “Bats Are Just Halloween Butterflies.” Perfect for Halloween lovers, bat enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys cute-but-creepy vibes. A great conversation starter and an easy go-to for spooky season style!

Tags: bat, bats, butterflies, butterfly, creepy

Halloween Butterflies Shorts

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I Wanna Be Where The Turkey Legs Are Shorts

Description: Perfect for food lovers and theme park goers, this playful design features the phrase “I wanna be where the TURKEY LEGS are” in a vintage tavern-style layout with a bold turkey leg graphic. Inspired by classic fair food and food cart vibes, this tee is great for theme parks, and anyone who knows the turkey leg is the main event. Comfortable, funny, and guaranteed to get laughs!

Tags: fairfood, festival, foodie, funny, medieval
I Want To Be Where The Churros Are Shorts

Description: Sweet, funny, and totally relatable, this playful graphic tee features the phrase “I want to be where the CHURROS are” with a cute churro illustration on a plate in a bold vintage-style design. Perfect for foodies, theme park lovers, and anyone who can’t resist a warm cinnamon sugar treat. A great conversation starter and the ultimate snack-lover statement shirt!

Tags: bakery, baking, churros, cinnamon, dessert
Hellbound Patch Shorts
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Description: Bring serious heat to your wardrobe with this bold “HELLBOUND” patch-style graphic. Featuring fiery flames, bat wings, devil-tail details, and the iconic 666, this design looks like a stitched-on embroidered patch straight from a hardcore biker or metal jacket. Perfect for anyone who loves dark aesthetics, heavy music vibes, and unapologetically edgy style.

Tags: demon, devil, evil, hellbound, hellraiser

Hellbound Patch Shorts

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Dole Whip? Yes Please Shorts

Description: Bring the tropical vibes and sweet humor with this playful “I Wanna Be Where the Dole Whips Are” design! Featuring cute pineapple soft-serve treats, bright summery colors, and island-style accents, this shirt is perfect for theme park lovers, dessert fans, and anyone who dreams of sunny vacations and frozen treats.

Tags: dessert, dole whip, foodie, pineapple, soft serve

Dole Whip? Yes Please Shorts

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Salty snacks Shorts
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Description: Bring a little humor (and carbs!) to your wardrobe with this playful “Salty” T-shirt design featuring a cute pretzel graphic topped with sprinkle-style details. With bold brush-lettering and a fun snack-inspired vibe, this tee is perfect for anyone who’s a little sassy, a little salty, and always down for a pretzel. Great for casual wear, foodie lovers, and anyone with a salty sense of humor.

Tags: bakery, crunchy, cute, foodie, funny

Salty snacks Shorts

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Sweet Treat Shorts
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Description: Cute, bold, and totally iconic, this sweet graphic tee features stacked pink “SWEET” lettering paired with a chocolate-dipped, mouse-shaped ice cream bar for the perfect mix of playful and trendy. With its pop-style aesthetic and dessert-inspired vibe, this shirt is perfect for theme park lovers, sweet tooth queens, and anyone who loves fun, girly designs with a little attitude.

Tags: aesthetic, chocolate, cute, dessert, girly

Sweet Treat Shorts

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Dancing Through the Lightning Strikes Shorts

Description: Channel fearless, glittery confidence with this bold lightning-bolt graphic tee featuring the phrase “Dancing Through the Lightning Strikes.” Designed for music lovers, concert nights, and anyone who turns chaos into choreography, this shirt gives strong pop-era vibes with a fun, empowering message. Perfect for fans who love poetic lyrics, electric energy, and unapologetic sparkle.

Tags: aesthetic, concert, empowerment, fandom, fearless
Rock Guitar Collage Tee Shorts

Description: Rock Guitar Collage Tee A bold electric guitar silhouette filled edge-to-edge with iconic, vintage-style rock typography and graphic logos. This high-energy design blends classic fonts, lightning bolts, skulls, wings, and retro color palettes into one powerful statement piece. Perfect for music lovers who live loud, love guitar-driven sound, and appreciate timeless rock aesthetics. Eye-catching, nostalgic, and packed with attitude—this tee brings serious stage-ready style to everyday wear.

Tags: band, bold, collage, expressive, graphic

Rock Guitar Collage Tee Shorts

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Gin Label Shorts
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Description: This bold, vintage-inspired T-shirt celebrates a legendary guitarist and original member of one of the most influential rock bands in history. Featuring a classic label-style design with lightning bolt accents and a gritty New York rock aesthetic, this tee captures the raw spirit of 1970s hard rock and the attitude that defined a generation. A must-have for classic rock fans and collectors.

Tags: alcohol label, gin

Gin Label Shorts

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Mom Vibes Shorts
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Description: This bold, nostalgic T-shirt design showcases a lineup of iconic movie & television mom archetypes from classic sitcom eras, capturing decades of humor, strength, and unforgettable attitude. Finished with the stylish script phrase “Mom Vibes,” this design celebrates the many personalities of TV motherhood—from sarcastic and tough to warm and lovable. Perfect for fans of retro television, pop culture nostalgia, and moms who appreciate a little sass.

Tags: classic, funny mom, mom, mom life, mother

Mom Vibes Shorts

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I Was Raised On The Streets Shorts

Description: Celebrate classic childhood nostalgia with this playful T-shirt design featuring a row of colorful, expressive puppet-style characters beneath the bold phrase “I Was Raised on the Streets.” Bright, cheerful, and instantly recognizable in style, this design is perfect for fans of timeless children’s television, retro vibes, and lighthearted humor. A fun statement piece that sparks smiles and conversation wherever you go.

Tags: childhood, colorful, funny, nostalgia, puppet

I Was Raised On The Streets Shorts

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Satan’s Favorite Shorts
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Description: A bold and stylish typographic design celebrating the name Satan’s Favorite in striking red gothic lettering. With sharp curves, dramatic flourishes, and a rebellious edge, this design blends dark humor with alternative attitude. Perfect for fans of edgy fashion, gothic aesthetics, and unapologetic self-expression.

Tags: alternative, dark humor, demon, devil, edgy

Satan’s Favorite Shorts

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Goth Queens Shorts
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Description: A striking gothic collage that embodies dark glamour and timeless confidence. Featuring a hauntingly elegant figure captured in bold black-and-white portraits, this design radiates mystery, strength, and iconic style. Perfect for lovers of gothic fashion, vintage horror aesthetics, and unapologetically powerful self-expression.

Tags: addams family, black and white, dark glamour, eerie, elegant

Goth Queens Shorts

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Black Is My Happy Color Shorts

Description: Simple, bold, and unapologetic—this “Black Is My Happy Color” T-shirt is perfect for anyone who finds comfort, confidence, and style in classic black. Featuring minimalist typography with a subtle gothic edge, this design makes a quiet statement that speaks volumes. Ideal for everyday wear, layering, or expressing your dark-but-happy aesthetic with effortless cool.

Tags: aesthetic, black, dark, gothic, happy

Black Is My Happy Color Shorts

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Jesse And The Rippers Shorts

Description: Rock the ultimate throwback vibe with this Jesse and the Rippers “Forever Tour ’89” T-shirt. Featuring Uncle Jesse’s iconic, gravity-defying mullet in bold silhouette, this design captures pure late-80s cool and Full House nostalgia. With vibrant retro lettering and lightning bolt accents, it looks just like a classic concert tee from Jesse’s rockstar era. Perfect for fans of the show, lovers of vintage style, or anyone who appreciates legendary TV hair, this shirt is a must-have statement piece.

Tags: 80s, cut it out, full house, jesse, mullet

Jesse And The Rippers Shorts

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Littlefoot & Friends Shorts

Description: Celebrate classic animation nostalgia with this charming Land Before Time–inspired design! Featuring the beloved dinosaur friends from The Land Before Time, The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure, and The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tinysauruses (Return to Hanging Rock), this shirt showcases Littlefoot, Cera, Spike, Ducky, Petrie, Chomper, and Ruby in bold, colorful typography. Accented with the iconic opening-scene leaf and floral elements, this design is a heartfelt tribute to friendship, adventure, and the timeless magic of the Great Valley—perfect for lifelong fans and nostalgic souls alike.

Tags: 90s, cera, chomper, dino, dinosaur

Littlefoot & Friends Shorts

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Waffle Bot Shorts
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Description: A bold and playful illustration of a quirky waffle-loving robot chef, proudly sporting an apron that reads “WaffleBot” and a defiant slogan declaring her disdain for pancakes. With bright colors, a fun retro-sci-fi style, and a cheeky sense of humor, this design is perfect for breakfast rebels, waffle enthusiasts, and fans of cult comedy nostalgia who love a little attitude with their apparel.

Tags: and kumar, breakfast, chef, christmas, christmas movie

Waffle Bot Shorts

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Little Neros pizza Shorts

Description: Celebrate one of the most iconic moments from Home Alone with this retro-inspired Little Nero’s Pizza design. Featuring the famous “Ready in 20 min or it’s free” slogan and classic pizzeria graphics, this shirt pays homage to the legendary pizza delivery scene—complete with a nod to the unforgettable statue mishap. Perfect for movie lovers, pizza fans, and anyone who appreciates nostalgic humor, this tee delivers laughs with no fiddlin’ around.

Tags: classic, delivery, film reference, funny, home alone

Little Neros pizza Shorts

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Cheese Pizza Shorts
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Description: Show off your love for classic movies and comfort food with this fun, nostalgic design inspired by Kevin McCallister’s iconic quote from Home Alone. Featuring a gooey slice of cheese pizza with dripping cheese and bold lettering, this shirt is perfect for pizza lovers, movie fans, and anyone who appreciates a timeless holiday favorite. Playful, recognizable, and deliciously funny, it’s a must-have for casual wear or movie nights.

Tags: cheese, christmas, food, home alone, homealone

Cheese Pizza Shorts

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No Gluten Please Shorts

Description: Add a touch of sass and sparkle to your wardrobe with this adorable unicorn design! Featuring a cute pastel unicorn rocking stylish sunglasses and a confident pose, paired with the bold phrase “No Gluten Please!”, this shirt is perfect for anyone who loves humor, magic, and a gluten-free lifestyle. Fun, colorful, and full of personality, it’s a great conversation starter and an instant mood booster.

Tags: cartoon, celiac, colorful, cute, funny

No Gluten Please Shorts

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Here To Sleigh! Shorts
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Description: Bring spooky cheer to the holidays with this playful “Here to Sleigh” design! Featuring a hooded figure in a classic ghostly mask wrapped in colorful Christmas lights and holding a shiny knife, this tee blends festive fun with horror-movie humor. Perfect for fans who love a little fright with their holiday spirit, it’s a standout shirt for Christmas parties, horror lovers, or anyone with a darkly funny sense of style.

Tags: christmas, christmas horror, festive slasher design, ghostface parody, happy holidays

Here To Sleigh! Shorts

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They Were Cones! Shorts
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Description: Bring back one of the funniest moments from The Wedding Singer with this playful graphic tee! Featuring a retro-style car skidding toward two bright orange cones and the iconic phrase “They Were Cones,” this design is perfect for fans of Sammy’s unforgettable outburst. A great gift for movie lovers who appreciate ’90s comedy nostalgia and quotable moments.

Tags: 90s comedy, adam sandler, funny graphic, movie quote, movie quotes

They Were Cones! Shorts

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Santa’s Favorite Sonographer Shorts

Description: Bring some holiday sparkle to your scrubs with this festive Sonographer Christmas Tree design! Featuring a creative ultrasound-inspired tree wrapped in colorful lights and topped with a bright star, this cheerful tee is perfect for sonographers who love to celebrate the season. Whether you’re scanning patients or sipping cocoa, this fun and vibrant design spreads Christmas joy in every wave!

Tags: christmas, holiday scrubs, medical christmas, radiology gift, sonographer
12 Days of Sonography Shorts

Description: Celebrate the holidays with a fun twist on the classic Christmas carol! The “12 Days of Sonography” design combines festive cheer with sonographer pride — featuring adorable seasonal icons like gloves, ultrasound probes, and Santa himself. Perfect for ultrasound techs and medical imaging professionals who love to spread joy (and sound waves) during the holiday season. Makes a great gift for coworkers or your favorite sonographer!

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, holiday gift, medical apparel, radiologist

12 Days of Sonography Shorts

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