Moon Toboggan

Description: This is my interpretation of the 1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg. Perhaps the earliest documented mass UFO sighting. On the back of the shirt is the translated text from the original broadsheet.

Description: it's fun for everyone!

Description: it doesn't have to make sense!

Description: who is Bigfoot really?

Description: Paul Simon wrote some dark stuff...

Description: Five dried grams in silent darkness a heroic dose. Terence McKenna's famous quote.

Description: Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-reen An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen Why she was totally chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused a sausage pattie And said why don't you treat me mean?

Description: because he came back from the dead!

Description: a sleepy guitarist tries an open tuning

Description: you're obviously here