Mordred's Crown

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Our gentle king/badass vampire hunter Guillermo <3

I mean, I wouldn't let Bowie take my brother in exchange for his hand in marriage... but it won't be an easy choice.

I do not know if Gary Oldman is my favorite Dracula's, but sure he is an unforgettable one.

Carri White close up Design

Brian de Palma's Carrie design.

Maybe butter is not the best catch I have ever seen.... but NOT dying in the wilderness after your whole family's death and amazing witch power?... that sounds better.

Best break up movie ever. Eat, Pray, Join a Cult.

Tiny Jack & Sally from Nightmare before christmas.

Run, don't walk away!

Yes, finally exactly what I need in a man: charm, wit and murderous schemes against my classmates.

Maybe, just MAYBE, Veronica picked the wrong guy. Are we going to prom or to hell?

Cruelty, sass and meaness in an easy, portable size <3 Honey, what you waitin' for?

Candy Store song representation from the Heathers musical. You can join the team or you can b**** and moan. You can join the team or...if you are here, you know the rest of the song, don't you?

Is it mean? Yes. But the real question is: is it sassy? definitely. It's not for the faint of heart. If you wanna f*** with the eagles...

Beep beep Richie!! "I fucked your mom" is the new "I love you" :(

Reddie being lovely through time and space. I am one your-mom joke away from crying.

Wanting to smash your ex-boyfriend face with a croquet mallet: the song you didn't know you could relate to (but you do).

But all the best people are.

Ben Hanscom sure has a lot on things to worry about. Sure, it is not like "a clown ate my brother", but still...rotten luck, buddy.

My heart burns there too. Bev is best girl. I just want to protect her. Why she had to end up being in a Stephen King novel?

Eddie Kaspbrak from IT and his "gazebos". Closest I have been to placebos was the time a doctor told me stitches were magically made putting plasters together, but it only worked if I didn't look while he was doing it. It was awful.

Alice Madness returns fanart, having a little croquet break!!