Morgenstern

Description: You are a vent hermit, eternally bound to your metal air transferring prison.

Description: Nothing says fun like the digital sprite of a giant, grinning mouth.

Description: Is it a skull? A space invader? A man flexing? Truly, the greatest mystery.

Description: Am important. Big important.

Description: We're not just mass transit... we're your friend.

Description: they turned us into a friggen' t-shirt

Description: Gods? Aliens? Psychics? No, there's only one most powerful force on the planet.

Description: The blood! The blood!

Description: Or possibly an alien, or a helmet, or... something.

Description: It's really a very lovely city, if you're not a mutant and you don't mind the occasional acid rain.

Description: An evolution of Michelle across numerous chapters.

Description: Ants that breathe fire. Huge bees with tiny wings. High speed riding chickens. A wizard probably did it.

Description: It's true. It's damn true.