Morgenstern

You are a vent hermit, eternally bound to your metal air transferring prison.

Nothing says fun like the digital sprite of a giant, grinning mouth.

Is it a skull? A space invader? A man flexing? Truly, the greatest mystery.

Am important. Big important.

We're not just mass transit... we're your friend.

they turned us into a friggen' t-shirt

Gods? Aliens? Psychics? No, there's only one most powerful force on the planet.

The blood! The blood!

Or possibly an alien, or a helmet, or... something.

It's really a very lovely city, if you're not a mutant and you don't mind the occasional acid rain.

An evolution of Michelle across numerous chapters.

Ants that breathe fire. Huge bees with tiny wings. High speed riding chickens. A wizard probably did it.

It's true. It's damn true.