MostlySticky

Description: You might be in the Canadian Navy. You might play footie. Or be in in the Coast Guard. The point is, you're ready. Go you.

Description: Let's hear it for the old school. And the remakes of the old school. And several decades' excellent toys of the old school. Marker on watercolor paper.

Description: Every time I try to draw in this style, it comes out as a completely different animal. Marker, ink, colored pencil, gel,

Description: Happy little ouroboros! Now that I look at him he sort of looks like he's made of cheese. Which, if you're an ouroboros, has got to be pretty great. Ink, marker, gel, possibly colored pencil but don't quote me.

Description: Another chunk of form 226, and, well, it's an eye, innit? Marker, colored pencil, sticker.

Description: This is not, I am sorry to say, the stupidest thing I've ever drawn. But I like the midcentury grocery store vibe. Ink and marker on paper I imagine. I was up kind of late.

Description: You really should have thought it through before borrowing from the squirrel.

Description: This looks like a weird soup label. (NB Please do not eat tigers.) Marker.

Description: This was designed specifically to be a mask. Then I uploaded the art and suddenly it was the Eighties everywhere. Marker, colored pencil, gaffer tape, washi tape, 226 label.

Description: My favorite books are Good Omens and Home for a Bunny. And if you mess with me I'll cut you. Ink, marker.

Description: These were everywhere 50+ years ago. Then they became horrible and tacky, but now they're back via bits of Asia. This one just has extra eyeballs. Bonus! Marker and ink on Bristol paper.

Description: He's here to help! Ink, watercolor, vellum, electrical tape, gel, colored pencil.

Description: Dazzler

Description: I call him Billy, but you don't have to. Marker, ink, colored pencil, gel pen on watercolor paper.

Description: Well, it's an eye. It seemed like a good idea at the time, honestly. Ink, marker on watercolor paper.

Description: She's green, she's stylin', she's got an olive on her head, and she's here to help us. Ink and marker.

Description: Drew this when we had a tornado warning. In December. DECEMBER! Sharpie.

Description: Or at least people assume they're sisters.

Description: My friend Vali wanted a fish that says fish. So here it is, a fish that says fish. Markers, gel ink.

Description: Hey, I remember that show! ink doodle, watercolor, gel pen

Description: I promise it's not a real eyeball.

Description: Markers, stencil, and the 2018 MST3K marathon.

Description: She wants to know why in God's name you're still playing the cassette. She is tired.

Description: They were different then.

Description: Hey, it's that lady from that show! Marker, ink, gel pen on Bristol.

Description: Photographed in the wild.

Description: He might want to kill you, he might want to protect you, he might be chainsawed in half (vertically), or maybe he just wants to play. Pretzel Jack is your flexible imaginary friend in need. Probably.

Description: So where were you on August 21, 2017? DID YOU HAVE YOUR GOGGLES ON?

Description: Surely the best pink goo character of our generation.

Description: This is what happens when you start speaking to people. Apologies to Shepard Fairey.

Description: He never lies. He enjoys legally binding agreements. He took Contract Law under Professor Kingsfield and aced it. Media: Marker, Ink, gel pen, colored pencil, extreme frustration.

Description: She sleeps.

Description: We all have THAT co-worker. Sometimes he's a reptile.

Description: Vintage paper carnival goggles, from their size apparently designed for children. I don't know what the kids got out of them, but for adults, wearing them for a few minutes leads to an evening of headaches and walking around cross-eyed.

Description: I loves me some mid-century not-quite-Bambi apple-headed deer, genuine vintage or modern remake. Plush, plastic or ceramic. Christmas or the rest of the year. With glitter? Even better!

Description: She guards the house with her croquet mallet.