MostlySticky

Description: Made for John, the only person who finds me funny

Description: Stuff lying around the house, glue, markers, gel ink, digital.

Description: Maybe it's the job. Sharpie, colored pencil.

Description: For reasons beyond our understanding, there has been a run on the original THIS OPOSSUM PUNCHES FASCISTS sticker. So @ghengisjohn decided that the obvious course was to find a second, meaner possum stock photo and make a second version. I don't question him. Well, I do, but don't tell him. Collaboration with Ghengisjohn. Actually it's mostly Ghengisjohn but he made me put it here. So, once again: DO YOU LIKE POSSUMS? DO YOU HATE FASCISM? DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD NEVER FIND THE RIGHT FASCISM-PUNCHING POSSUM STICKER FOR YOU? WE ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! Consumer note: Item will not actually punch fascists. Artists accept no responsibility for injury or physical altercation as a result of using this item.

Description: I won't recount the story of Topsy the elephant here. If you don't know it already, feel free to look it up -- you will find it either blackly hilarious or deeply upsetting. Or both. Let's just say it's something they never mention in school when they teach you about Thomas Edison. Or elephants. I started out trying to design a TOPSY VENGEANCE SQUAD team jersey, but it didn't quite work out and ended up as this. Unfortunately I also drew it on antique ledger paper for no particular reason, and Ghengisjohn had to pull the artwork off digitally for me to recolor. Which I did, with markers and some gel ink. Colors here are all over the highway, from none to vaguely aqua to what the hell grape. Let's face it, I don't know what I'm do...

Description: This is the first angel I've ever been pleased with, so yay me. He'd be a good albeit extremely expensive spinner pin although it might make the factory go on fire. Ink, marker, colored pencil, screams.

Description: Collaboration with Ghengisjohn. Actually it's mostly Ghengisjohn but he made me put it here. DO YOU LIKE POSSUMS? DO YOU HATE FASCISM? DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD NEVER FIND THE RIGHT FASCISM-PUNCHING POSSUM STICKER FOR YOU? WE ARE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! Consumer note: Item will not actually punch fascists. Artists accept no responsibility for injury or physical altercation as a result of using this item.

Description: It's...it's a bee. Sharpie, marker, colored pencil, gel pen.

Description: I got to use the word 'thagomizer' in the tags! Sharpie, S-Note, gel pen.

Description: You don't want me to explain it. Sharpie, marker, colored pencil, gel pen, spot fix tool goes ape.

Description: But with the upcoming rise in natural gas prices, it's looking a little better. Sharpie, gel pen, screaming.

Description: THE FIC FROM BEYOND THE ID! Marker, colored pencil, gel pen, screaming, eye floaters.

Description: Marker, gel pen, ink, colored pencil

Description: Sharpie, brush pen, gel pen.

Description: "Hey, did you know you spelled that wr--" "YES." Marker, ink, gel, colored pencil.

Description: Nobody is willing to say that he's a...you know... Please do not tread on his little brother. Ink, marker, colored pencil.

Description: Man, I think the last person I killed in a fic was the cuddly monkey from Hot Fuzz. I should get my body count up.

Description: Dating back to at least 1966, it's an oldie but a goodie. (If you like the bee, but not a bee that says "sex pollen," I totally understand. Check my shop.) Sharpie, marker, gel pen, colored pencil.

Description: It's a l'il blue ghost. Marker, colored pencil, gel pen.

Description: James Maxwell says math is hard. Okay, he probably never said that. He was quite good at it. He had plenty of equations of his very own, with his name on them and everything. To sum up: John's dad asked for this on a t-shirt.

Description: Icon of the late 20th Century, the Greys are here to...actually never mind that part. Ink, marker, colored pencil

Description: If you don't know what it is, please don't ask me. Just move along. College folk, it's nothing to do with the Greek system. Marker, ink, colored pencil on paper.

Description: The transparent version of I Drew This For You, Dad!

Description: L'il Anthy! Marker, colored pencil, gel pen.

Description: The Martians' only recorded vocalization. While the meaning is unknown, it is used while the Martians are destroying stuff, murdering humans, fighting on land and sea, and (spoiler!) while they are dying. So it may translate roughly as, "Up yours!" Marker, Sharpie, gel pen, ink.

Description: Marker, gel pen, colored pencil.

Description: He looks tired. Sharpie, brush marker, 228.

Description: ALWAYS USE EYE PROTECTION! Sharpie, marker, paint, gel pen, colored pencil.

Description: He's had better days. Sharpie, marker, colored pencil, gel pen.

Description: A message from the British Demonsnake Council. Sharpie, gel.

Description: GO BRONTO GO! Sharpie, S-Note

Description: "And the LORD was displeased with their apostasy, and He sent the divine thunder to destroy them." (Scolopsis 10:13) Marker, colored pencil, gel pen, India ink, label 228

Description: Sometimes you sit there with a pile of markers and the apocalypse comes out. Big chonkin Sharpies and a ruler

Description: You know, like when Tony Stark gets turned into a unicorn. sharpie, marker, brush marker, colored pencil, gel pen, black electrical tape, screams.

Description: The flies, they have a lord. Marker, ink, gel pen, label 228.

Description: Odin's favorite grandkid (or nephew, depending on which version you read), because he can ride him. Loki - yes, that Loki - is his mom. It's a long story. A long, hilarious story about contracting and wall construction and what happens when you pick the lowest bidder. Marker, ink, gel pen.