Motivational_Apparel

Just scan it and you'll see.

Why else did you think I was laughing at you?

True words of wisdom.

Very relatable.

Get it?

Nope

Look behind you. Seriously. Do it. Right now.

If you're gonna aim high, be careful not to miss.

Get the perfect birthday present, some random shirt you found on the internet.

Who doesn't love puppies?

Who doesn't love dogs?

A funny shirt that perfectly describes so many of us.

2020 has been nothing but catastrophes. I survived them all.

Murder hornets invade America because apparently 2020 wasn't bad enough already.

Heard about the murder hornet invasion? Can 2020 get any worse?

Sometimes people can be a pain. Fortunately, we have dogs do be with!

Can you count? Yes? Good, because it would be pretty sad if you couldn't.

You shouldn't tread on me, but I dare you too. I double dare you to step on me and see what happens.

Don't try to show off your swag. It just makes you look like a measly boy.

This obviously means that when you're stressed, you should eat more dessert.

People and litter boxes often have very much in common. For example, both are usually full of shit.

People can be a real pain sometimes. It's often best when they just disappear like a cloud.

Which is the correct explanation for why water appears on your skin? Crying skin is the obvious right answer.

You being special just like everyone else is special automatically makes you not special. Makes sense?

Everyone agrees with this statement (except for weird people).

Snakes are really cool. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Don't ever tread on a snake. You will likely regret it.

Quite an awesome snake picture, don't you think?

Just a really cool picture of a snake.

The obvious thing to do if something isn't broken is to immediately break it.

Many digits of pi.

This is true of sports, business, life, etc. Do not quit!

This is a very true quote. Most people are good for absolutely nothing, but one can't help but smile when watching them fall down a sky high staircase.

Spiders are just nope bugs.

If some people didn't exist, we wouldn't need our middle fingers. If half of all the idiots in the universe would just turn to dust, we would only need one middle finger per person.

Is tic-tac-toe a fun game to play alone? Of course not! It's only fun and worth playing when you have an opponent. The same is true of life.