Motivational_Apparel

Why occupy the Middle East when you can occupy the moon?

If people waited till after you finished sleeping to wake you up, then they would never have to actually wake you up.

Why work for money when you can work for memes?

If you were wrong, you would admit it, right?

If you're one in a million, you're still not that special.

Legalize marinara sounds like legalize marijuana, get it?

Always wear the answer to every question people haven't asked you yet.

Can your unchangeable mind be changed?

Those who live life on the edge tend to complete their lives much sooner than those who don't.

Nope

Do you like jazz?

This is the guy who brought the world the Theory of Evolution!

You are hungry. You want food. You want someone to feed you.

The Illuminati are always watching. Always.

Everyone knows how much skill it takes to make modern art (absolutely none).

Of course you're not clumsy. You're just making sure gravity still works.

This is a very true quote. Your life ends when you die.

Since vegans eat healthy food and nobody actually likes healthy food, they have the advantage of being able to leave their food unattended without the risk of it being stolen.

Since zombies eat brains, your friend's got nothing to worry about because his IQ is around 0.

Wear this beautifully designed piece of triangular artwork!

Nobody likes school unless your some sort of freak.

You Mad Bro?

You don't have anger management issues. People just need to stop pissing you off!

Does money buy happiness? If not, then why do you have a job?

People often say money can't buy happiness, but when was the last time seeing an empty bank account made you happy?

Life really is short and so are you.

In order to speak Spanish, just add an "o" to the end of random English words.

You are right in the crosshairs. I suggest you run.

Whether or not you have a great day in up to you. Choose wisely.

Here's a popular superpower, making beer suddenly disappear.

The past can't be changed. Therefore, focus only on the future, because it still has potential.

No day is useless. If you had a good day, you earned some happiness! If you had a bad day, you received some important life experience.

Sometimes people escape karma. Do everyone a favor by letting karma know who hasn't been dealt with yet.

Live life to the fullest. You only live once.

People really are a lot like Mondays. Everyone knows how you feel about Mondays.

You are poor. Perhaps someone will change your mind. ;)