Description:
You're not Mr. Right, you're Mr. Rightnow. Respectable? Nah. Honest? Yep. You're down for whatever tonight and 2am comes quicker than you think. Get busy.
Tags:
dtf, get busy, man whore, mister right, mr right
Description:
You're not Mr. Right, you're Mr. Rightnow. Respectable? Nah. Honest? Yep. You're down for whatever tonight and 2am comes quicker than you think. Get busy.
Tags:
get busy, dtf, no commitment, one night stand, not your boyfriend
Description:
Reasons to buy:
• You know you. You're not Mr. Right... you're Mr. Wrong.
• You have that one friend and he's definitely Mr. Wrong.
• You know someone who is 100% Mr. Wrong and isn't aware of it... let them know.
Tags:
love sucks, anti valentines day, anti love, breaking up, relationships
Description:
Reasons to buy: • You know you. You're not Mr. Right... you're Mr. Wrong. • You have that one friend and he's definitely Mr. Wrong. • You know someone who is 100% Mr. Wrong and isn't aware of it... let them know.
Tags:
divorce gift, divorce party, divorce, anti valentine, love sucks
Description:
Fly your freak flag high! The right thinks they've "owned the libs" by coining the term Libtard. It's not a derogatory term if you own it.
Tags:
anti trump, anti trump gifts, democrat, deplorable, liberal party
Description:
Fly your freak flag high! The right thinks they've "owned the libs" by coining the term Libtard. It's not a derogatory term if you own it.
Tags:
anti facist, anti trump, anti trump gifts, anti trumpism, democrat
Description:
Have you planted seeds of ridiculousness? Harvested silliness? Do you love nurturing nonsense to maturity for others to enjoy? Then you might be a nonsense farmer!
Tags:
class clown, comedy, humor, nonsense art, nonsense farmer
Description:
Designed to mimic John Belushi's sweatshirt in Animal House that had the word "COLLEGE" emblazoned upon it. BEER. Live to drink. Drink to live. I freely take. And I freely give.
Description:
Designed to mimic John Belushi's sweatshirt in Animal House that had the word "COLLEGE" emblazoned upon it. BEER. Live to drink. Drink to live. I freely take. And I freely give.
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1969? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Michael Schumacher, Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd, and J Lo. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1969? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Michael Schumacher, Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd, and J Lo. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1968? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Will Smith, Adam McKay, Gillian Anderson, and LL Cool J. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1968? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Will Smith, Adam McKay, Gillian Anderson, and LL Cool J. Huzzah!
Tags:
1968, 1968 birthday gift, birthday, birth year, 1968 gift
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1966? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Salma Hayek, Mike Tyson, Halle Berry, and Gordon Ramsay. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1966? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Salma Hayek, Mike Tyson, Halle Berry, and Gordon Ramsay. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1965? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Robert Downey Jr., Dr. Dre, Alan Cumming, and Elizabeth Hurley. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1965? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Robert Downey Jr., Dr. Dre, Alan Cumming, and Elizabeth Hurley. Huzzah!
Tags:
copyright, birthday, birth year, 1965, 1965 birth year
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1964? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, Kamala Harris, and Nicolas Cage. Huzzah!
Tags:
birth year, 1964 birth year, copyright, 1964 birth, born in 1964
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1964? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, Kamala Harris, and Nicolas Cage. Huzzah!
Tags:
birthday, year of birth, birth year, copyright, 1964 gift
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1963? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Brad Pitt, Michael Jordan, Whitney Houston, and Quentin Tarantino. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1963? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Brad Pitt, Michael Jordan, Whitney Houston, and Quentin Tarantino. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1962? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Steve Carell, Demi Moore, Bob Odenkirk, and Evander Holyfield. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1962? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Steve Carell, Demi Moore, Bob Odenkirk, and Evander Holyfield. Huzzah!
Tags:
year of birth, 1962 legend, birthday, birth year, 1962 gift
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1961? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Princess Di, Barak Obama, James Gandolfini, and Lea Thompson. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1961? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Princess Di, Barak Obama, James Gandolfini, and Lea Thompson. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1960? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Diego Maradona, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Daryl Hannah, and RuPaul. Huzzah!
Tags:
birthday, 1960, copyright, 1960 birthday, 1960 birthday gift
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1960? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Diego Maradona, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Daryl Hannah, and RuPaul. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1959? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Val Kilmer, Magic Johnson, Norm MacDonald, and Linda Blair. Huzzah!
Tags:
copyright, year of birth, birthday, birth year, 1959 birth year
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1959? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Val Kilmer, Magic Johnson, Norm MacDonald, and Linda Blair. Huzzah!
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1958? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Prince, Jamie Lee Curtis, Alec Baldwin, and Tim Burton. Huzzah!