Description:
You're not Mr. Right, you're Mr. Rightnow. Respectable? Nah. Honest? Yep. You're down for whatever tonight and 2am comes quicker than you think. Get busy.
Tags:
dtf, get busy, man whore, mister right, mr right
Description:
You're not Mr. Right, you're Mr. Rightnow. Respectable? Nah. Honest? Yep. You're down for whatever tonight and 2am comes quicker than you think. Get busy.
Tags:
get busy, dtf, no commitment, one night stand, not your boyfriend
Description:
Reasons to buy:
• You know you. You're not Mr. Right... you're Mr. Wrong.
• You have that one friend and he's definitely Mr. Wrong.
• You know someone who is 100% Mr. Wrong and isn't aware of it... let them know.
Tags:
love sucks, anti valentines day, anti love, breaking up, relationships
Description:
Reasons to buy: • You know you. You're not Mr. Right... you're Mr. Wrong. • You have that one friend and he's definitely Mr. Wrong. • You know someone who is 100% Mr. Wrong and isn't aware of it... let them know.
Tags:
divorce gift, divorce party, divorce, anti valentine, love sucks
Description:
Designed to mimic John Belushi's sweatshirt in Animal House that had the word "COLLEGE" emblazoned upon it. BEER. Live to drink. Drink to live. I freely take. And I freely give.
Description:
Designed to mimic John Belushi's sweatshirt in Animal House that had the word "COLLEGE" emblazoned upon it. BEER. Live to drink. Drink to live. I freely take. And I freely give.
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 2001? What an odyssey! Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Billie Eilish, Rachel Zegler, Caleb McLaughlin, and LaMelo Ball! Huzzah!
Tags:
made in 2021, copyright 2001, 2001 birth year, 2001, 2001 birthday gift
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1967? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Julia Roberts, Will Ferrell, Pam Anderson, and Joe Rogan. Huzzah!
Tags:
1967 birthday, 1967, copyright, birth year, 1967 birthday gift
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1967? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Julia Roberts, Will Ferrell, Pam Anderson, and Joe Rogan. Huzzah!