Description:
You're not Mr. Right, you're Mr. Rightnow. Respectable? Nah. Honest? Yep. You're down for whatever tonight and 2am comes quicker than you think. Get busy.
Tags:
dtf, get busy, man whore, mister right, mr right
Description:
You're not Mr. Right, you're Mr. Rightnow. Respectable? Nah. Honest? Yep. You're down for whatever tonight and 2am comes quicker than you think. Get busy.
Tags:
get busy, dtf, no commitment, one night stand, not your boyfriend
Description:
Reasons to buy:
• You know you. You're not Mr. Right... you're Mr. Wrong.
• You have that one friend and he's definitely Mr. Wrong.
• You know someone who is 100% Mr. Wrong and isn't aware of it... let them know.
Tags:
love sucks, anti valentines day, anti love, breaking up, relationships
Description:
Reasons to buy: • You know you. You're not Mr. Right... you're Mr. Wrong. • You have that one friend and he's definitely Mr. Wrong. • You know someone who is 100% Mr. Wrong and isn't aware of it... let them know.
Tags:
divorce gift, divorce party, divorce, anti valentine, love sucks
Description:
Have you planted seeds of ridiculousness? Harvested silliness? Do you love nurturing nonsense to maturity for others to enjoy? Then you might be a nonsense farmer!
Tags:
class clown, comedy, humor, nonsense art, nonsense farmer
Description:
We agree! Vampires ARE cool people! It's an important issue in our political landscape and we thank Mr. Walker for giving Vampires the attention they need. Vampires are the coolest "people" ever!
Description:
We agree! Vampires ARE cool people! It's an important issue in our political landscape and we thank Mr. Walker for giving Vampires the attention they need. Vampires are the coolest "people" ever!
Description:
Designed to mimic John Belushi's sweatshirt in Animal House that had the word "COLLEGE" emblazoned upon it. BEER. Live to drink. Drink to live. I freely take. And I freely give.
Description:
Designed to mimic John Belushi's sweatshirt in Animal House that had the word "COLLEGE" emblazoned upon it. BEER. Live to drink. Drink to live. I freely take. And I freely give.
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1967? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Julia Roberts, Will Ferrell, Pam Anderson, and Joe Rogan. Huzzah!
Tags:
1967 birthday, 1967, copyright, birth year, 1967 birthday gift
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1967? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Julia Roberts, Will Ferrell, Pam Anderson, and Joe Rogan. Huzzah!