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One of the rules that Navin Johnson's dad gave him before he went out into the real world was "Don't never ever trust whitey." Sage words.
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80s, 80s movies, he hates these cans, navin johnson, steve martin
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One of the rules that Navin Johnson's dad gave him before he went out into the real world was "Don't never ever trust whitey." Sage words.
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80s, 80s movies, navin johnson, steve martin, the jerk
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You're not Mr. Right, you're Mr. Rightnow. Respectable? Nah. Honest? Yep. You're down for whatever tonight and 2am comes quicker than you think. Get busy.
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dtf, get busy, man whore, mister right, mr right
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You're not Mr. Right, you're Mr. Rightnow. Respectable? Nah. Honest? Yep. You're down for whatever tonight and 2am comes quicker than you think. Get busy.
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get busy, dtf, no commitment, one night stand, not your boyfriend
Description:
Reasons to buy:
• You know you. You're not Mr. Right... you're Mr. Wrong.
• You have that one friend and he's definitely Mr. Wrong.
• You know someone who is 100% Mr. Wrong and isn't aware of it... let them know.
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love sucks, anti valentines day, anti love, breaking up, relationships
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Reasons to buy: • You know you. You're not Mr. Right... you're Mr. Wrong. • You have that one friend and he's definitely Mr. Wrong. • You know someone who is 100% Mr. Wrong and isn't aware of it... let them know.
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divorce gift, divorce party, divorce, anti valentine, love sucks
Description:
Fly your freak flag high! The right thinks they've "owned the libs" by coining the term Libtard. It's not a derogatory term if you own it.
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anti trump, anti trump gifts, democrat, deplorable, liberal party
Description:
Fly your freak flag high! The right thinks they've "owned the libs" by coining the term Libtard. It's not a derogatory term if you own it.
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anti facist, anti trump, anti trump gifts, anti trumpism, democrat
Description:
Have you planted seeds of ridiculousness? Harvested silliness? Do you love nurturing nonsense to maturity for others to enjoy? Then you might be a nonsense farmer!
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class clown, comedy, humor, nonsense art, nonsense farmer
Description:
We agree! Vampires ARE cool people! It's an important issue in our political landscape and we thank Mr. Walker for giving Vampires the attention they need. Vampires are the coolest "people" ever!
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We agree! Vampires ARE cool people! It's an important issue in our political landscape and we thank Mr. Walker for giving Vampires the attention they need. Vampires are the coolest "people" ever!
Description:
Alcoholism and drugs can take a toll on you, but so can years of involuntary participation in any sort of religious programming. You're recovering from being a Catholic. Celebrate your recovery from dogma and faith-based programming... announce it to the world!
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catholic, atheist, recovering christian, former catholic, agnosticism
Description:
Alcoholism and drugs can take a toll on you, but so can years of involuntary participation in any sort of religious programming. You're recovering from being a Catholic. Celebrate your recovery from dogma and faith-based programming... announce it to the world!
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recovery, catholic, former catholic, anti religion, recovering christian
Description:
Alcoholism and drugs can take a toll on you, but so can years of involuntary participation in any sort of group think. Recovering is important. Escape those pesky Baptists! Celebrate your recovery from dogma and faith-based programming!
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agnostic, agnosticism, anti religion, anti religious, atheist
Description:
Alcoholism and drugs can take a toll on you, but so can years of involuntary participation in any sort of religious programming. You're recovering from being a Baptist. Celebrate your recovery from dogma and faith-based programming... announce it to the world!
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recovering, former baptist, anti religious, anti religion, agnosticism
Description:
Alcoholism and drugs can take a toll on you, but so can years of involuntary participation in any sort of religious programming. You're recovering from being a Methodist. Celebrate your recovery from dogma and faith-based programming... announce it to the world!
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methodist, former methodist, dogma, agnosticism, recovery
Description:
Alcoholism and drugs can take a toll on you, but so can years of involuntary participation in any sort of religious programming. You're recovering from being a Methodist. Celebrate your recovery from dogma and faith-based programming... announce it to the world!
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church sucks, former methodist, agnosticism, agnostic, recovery
Description:
Alcoholism and drugs can take a toll on you, but so can years of involuntary participation in any sort of religious programming. You're recovering from being a Presbyterian. Celebrate your recovery from dogma and faith-based programming... announce it to the world!
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agnostic, anti religion, anti religious, atheist, dogma
Description:
Alcoholism and drugs can take a toll on you, but so can years of involuntary participation in any sort of religious programming. You're recovering from being a Presbyterian. Celebrate your recovery from dogma and faith-based programming... announce it to the world!
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agnostic, anti religion, anti religious, atheist, dogma
Description:
Designed to mimic John Belushi's sweatshirt in Animal House that had the word "COLLEGE" emblazoned upon it. BEER. Live to drink. Drink to live. I freely take. And I freely give.
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Designed to mimic John Belushi's sweatshirt in Animal House that had the word "COLLEGE" emblazoned upon it. BEER. Live to drink. Drink to live. I freely take. And I freely give.
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You were brought onto this planet in the year 1969? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Michael Schumacher, Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd, and J Lo. Huzzah!
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You were brought onto this planet in the year 1969? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Michael Schumacher, Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd, and J Lo. Huzzah!
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You were brought onto this planet in the year 1968? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Will Smith, Adam McKay, Gillian Anderson, and LL Cool J. Huzzah!
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You were brought onto this planet in the year 1968? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Will Smith, Adam McKay, Gillian Anderson, and LL Cool J. Huzzah!
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1968, 1968 birthday gift, birthday, birth year, 1968 gift
Description:
You were brought onto this planet in the year 1966? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Salma Hayek, Mike Tyson, Halle Berry, and Gordon Ramsay. Huzzah!
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You were brought onto this planet in the year 1966? Well, this is obviously for you... as well as Salma Hayek, Mike Tyson, Halle Berry, and Gordon Ramsay. Huzzah!