MuseumOfPortableSound

Description: Tired of having AI shoved down your throat? Sick of people citing ChatGPT hallucinations as facts? Should Copilot co-f*** itself? Then get our new design and display it proudly. Rage against the billionaire plagiarism machine!

Description: This year, our museum celebrates its 11th anniversary! Join the party in style with our new guitar amp anniversary design, and help us prove that imitation nis the sincerest form of flattery.

Description: In November 2026 we turn eleven years old – which means our museum now officially goes to eleven! Help celebrate this milestone with our new 11th Anniversary logo.

Description: The fab retro logo we use to celebrate ten years of bringing the culture of sound to the world, one listener at a time.

Description: Are you sick of the media berating you because you don't feel the need to buy a brand new mobile phone every year? Tell the world you are a proud device hoarder with our Luddite-esque new design.

Description: Not sure if that thing you just made is 'Sound Art'? We can help. This handy flowchart will help you and your friends solve the eternal question “Is it ‘Sound Art’?” by walking you through a rigorous step-by-step deductive process to pinpoint exactly where whatever it is you’re listening to belongs in the Sound Art canon. Use it during studio visits, classroom critiques, at private views, during concerts, or any time you think you might potentially have discovered a new example of ‘Sound Art’!

Description: What's the most overused sound design trope in modern film and television? Why, it's none other than the [high pitched ringing] sound that's been used exponentially more frequently in film sound ever since the premiere of 1998's Saving Private Ryan.

Description: Celebrating our acquisition of the sound of the looms at the Hirbawi Kuffiyeh factory in Hebron. All proceeds from sales of products with this design will be donated to Islamic Help, who send surgeons to Gaza in collaboration with IDEALS.

Description: What are the things that prevent us from hearing the crisp, clear recorded sound we would prefer? Check this list to see them develop over time.

Description: Tell everyone you'd appreciate some quiet with this classy but passive aggressive design.

Description: Our black version of the failed 1970s audio format.

Description: The all-white version of the classic 1970s logo for a failed audio format

Description: Our color version of the logo for the failed 1970s audio format.

Description: 2024 will be the tenth anniversary of U2 frontman Bono being forced to issue a formal apology for forcing everyone's iTunes to download their album. Be ready for the big decade celebration by getting your commemorative t-shirt TODAY!

Description: The Museum of Portable Sound is presented in 360° Immersive Dual-Channel Stereo Sound™. Join us in celebrating the original immersive audio with this retro design!

Description: Are you cute but into studying the human perception of sound? Then you need this design!

Description: The sound of wind whistling through tree leaves has a name: Psithurism. Show off your love of the sound of nature!

Description: Watch out, someone's probably making field recordings in your vicinity.

Description: Field recording with a Nagra, a fuzzy mic, and a skirt.

Description: It's all the flair of our standard horizontal soundwaves logo, with the added joy of the soundwaves glowing with each of the four colours used to designate the four floors of our museum!

Description: Remember what it used to sound like to dial into the internet? Now you can learn exactly what all those sounds meant!

Description: Airpods? Who even wears those things

Description: Ever feel like you're talking but no one else can hear you?

Description: Remember when portable sound players were Class 1 Laser Products? SO do we!

Description: Which shape looks like "kiki" and which shape looks like "bouba"? Does anyone disagree?

Description: If you're an acoustician, this just hits different.

Description: Do you study sound at a university? Then you need this, because you know your uni isn't selling it!

Description: Our museum's name in waveforms!

Description: The most beloved audio formats in history – in their correct order all on one t-shirt!

Description: What is the true relationship between a pencil and a Compact Cassette tape?

Description: You're a man of certain age and you just hear the world differently.