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If someone makes you feel like you are too much they are probably too small for you. Pillow
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Description: Self actualization is the key to happiness.

Tags: adhd, aspergers, autism, disability, empowerment
Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Coffee! Pillow
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Description: Eternal words to live by.

Tags: america, caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, espresso
You Don't Need To Have Kids To Tell Dad Jokes. Pillow
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Description: Some are born to it.

Tags: dad, dad humor, dad joke, father, fathers day
Capitalist Problem Solving Pillow
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Description: It was really difficult problem to solve as the wealth wanted to be distributed evenly.

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, capitalist, corporate greed

Capitalist Problem Solving Pillow

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My Love Language Is Spreadsheets Pillow
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Description: For that computer nerd/accountant/project manager we all know and love.

Tags: accountant, accounting, computer, cpa, data
You Voted For Trump Pillow
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Description: So many seem surprised at what's going on. Most of us knew this would all happen and tried to warn you.

Tags: anti trump, donald trump president, dump trump, farmer, farmers protest

You Voted For Trump Pillow

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Masturbation: It's like sex but without the social anxiety. Pillow
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Description: Sometimes it's nice to have no one to please but yourself.

Tags: ace, anti social, antisocial, awkward, funny
I'm sorry that my sarcasm makes you feel stupid. Pillow
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Description: I really am. It breaks my heart. I don't know how I will recover from this.

Tags: cynical, droll, facetious, funny, humor
Trump is nothing but orange clown poop. Pillow
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Description: Show how you really feel about the worst president in the history of the USA.

Tags: america, anti trump, antifa, antifascist, billionaire
Uncle Don Tariff Inflation Pillow

Description: Donald Trump promised lower prices but all he's doing is making everything more expensive. Any Boomer will instantly recognize the 20th century Uncle Sam recruitment poster theme and be triggered by this.

Tags: america, anti tariffs, anti trump, apolitical, high cost of living

Uncle Don Tariff Inflation Pillow

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Professional Button Pusher Pillow
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Description: Some people are just so easily and reliably triggered that it's a requirement to push their buttons. You are actually doing them a favor by desensitizing them.

Tags: funny, internet humor, internet memes, internet troll, keyboard warrior

Professional Button Pusher Pillow

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Hunter Biden 2028 Pillow
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Description: At least he has empathy and knows how everything sucks.

Tags: biden, democrat, dump trump, election, fuck trump

Hunter Biden 2028 Pillow

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San Francisco SFCA Pillow
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Description: Evening view of the bay in impressionist style with the Golden Gate in the background and Transamerica building on the letters SFCA in this tribute to the city by the bay.

Tags: california, san fran, san francisco 49ers, san francisco bay, san francisco skyline

San Francisco SFCA Pillow

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Houston HTX Pillow
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Description: Downtown Houston at sunset design in the letters HTX for Houston Texas. Great shirt to show your Houston pride!

Tags: 713, hou, houston, houston astros, houston rockets

Houston HTX Pillow

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Trump Tariff Backlash Pillow
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Description: Pretty sure there's a 100% tariff on Libs.

Tags: canada, capitalism, cost of living, democrat, inflation sucks

Trump Tariff Backlash Pillow

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Houston Area Codes Pillow
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Description: Cool distressed vintage look list of area codes 713, 281, 832 and 346 for Houston Texas.

Tags: area codes, astros, bayou city, city pride, distressed

Houston Area Codes Pillow

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ARE WE WINNING YET? Pillow
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Description: This sure doesn't feel like winning to me. I am actually feeling sick, but I don't think it's from winning.

Tags: canada, canadian, democrat, economy, elon

ARE WE WINNING YET? Pillow

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Elon Heil NO Pillow
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Description: If you are sick of entitled right wing fascist billionaires in your face all the time, this is perfect for you.

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, democrat, department of government efficiency

Elon Heil NO Pillow

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DELETE MUSK NOBODY ELECTED HIM Pillow
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Description: If you are sick of billionaires and they're influence over our democracy and government then say it out loud!

Tags: corruption, democrats, doge department of government, elon, government
Stop! I can't afford all this winning. Pillow
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Description: Do Trump's economic policies have you down? Show you anger. He said he would make life more affordable but endless grudge matches with trading partners isn't helping.

Tags: canada, cost of living, democrat, economics, economy
STOP IT! Or I'll bury you alive in a box. Pillow
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Description: The best advice a therapist has ever offered for people with OCD and intrusive thoughts. Great for people who spend too much time worrying about things that will never happen. Not sure what it's about just look the quote up. Very funny scene.

Tags: 80s, 90s, anxiety, bob newhart, comedy
Violently Rhetorical Pillow
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Description: Do you relish a good debate? This shirt is your battle cry, signaling your readiness to engage in spirited discussions and defend your opinions with the force of a thousand well-crafted arguments. Got a sharp wit and a sharper tongue? Embrace the irony! This shirt lets everyone know you wield words like weapons (but, you know, in a fun way). Words are your playground, right? Whether you're a writer, speaker, or just a lover of language, this shirt celebrates the power and artistry of rhetoric. Challenge the status quo? This shirt is your silent protest, a subtle nudge to the world to think differently. Dare to be violently rhetorical. Embrace your inner dark side (of humor). Let's face it, "violently" is a funny word.

Tags: academics, college, debate, nerdy gifts, political science

Violently Rhetorical Pillow

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I believe in verifiable proof. Pillow
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Description: If you can't prove something exists, then it probably doesn't.

Tags: anti religion, atheism, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory, free thinker
KEEP THE BILLIONAIRES AFRAID Pillow
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Description: In a world where billionaires shape policies, control media narratives, and influence our daily lives from behind closed doors, wearing "Keep the Billionaires Afraid" is more than just a fashion statement - it's a bold reminder that true democracy requires accountability from the top. This design speaks to those who understand that extreme wealth concentration threatens our democratic principles, and that the ultra-wealthy should feel the pressure of public scrutiny. Whether you're an advocate for economic justice, tired of corporate influence in politics, or simply believe in a more equitable society, this design sends a clear message: power unchecked is power abused. Perfect for protests, political events, or everyday wear when you want t

Tags: anarchist, anti capitalism, democracy, donald trump, elon musk

KEEP THE BILLIONAIRES AFRAID Pillow

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I DIDN'T VOTE FOR ANY OF THIS. Pillow
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Description: Get ready for the chaos president to make a royal mess of everything.

Tags: democrat, donald trump president, election, political, politics
I Get To Say I Told You So Pillow
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Description: Always look at the positive side.

Tags: culture war, democrats, depression, election 2024, fascist trump

I Get To Say I Told You So Pillow

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I'm Not Angry, I Just Passionate Beak Roar Pillow
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Description: Some people are just naturally more passionate and louder than usual, and people always think they are angry.

Tags: animal, bears, debate, funny, gift
Certified Licensed Professional Meme Designer Pillow
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Description: Impress all the world with your credentials!

Tags: facebook, funny, gift, humor, instagram
Meditate, Don't Medicate Pillow
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Description: Nothing beats the natural ability of our minds to heal themselves.

Tags: buddha, buddhism, fitness, meditate, mindfullness

Meditate, Don't Medicate Pillow

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Democats 4 Harris Rainbow Gay Pride Pillow
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Description: Cute kitties in LGBTQ Pride colors to show that anyone can be a cat lady for Harris.

Tags: anti trump, bisexual, democracy, democrat, gay
Democracy for Christmas Pillow
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Description: With the way things are going it would be the best Christmas ever.

Tags: anti trump, democrat, donald trump, election, freedom

Democracy for Christmas Pillow

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I'm a feature not a bug Pillow
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Description: Perfect shirt for your favorite programmer.

Tags: code, coder, coding, computer, developer

I'm a feature not a bug Pillow

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Staring into the abyss and shouting into the void Pillow
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Description: What have you been up to is my least favorite question from people. This is my default answer from now on.

Tags: albert camus, anti social, antisocial, existential crisis, existential dread
Drunk Defence Pillow
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Description: Perfect drinking shirts do exist.

Tags: alcohol, alcohol lover, beer, booze, booze logic

Drunk Defence Pillow

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IYDKYB Ignorance is bliss Pillow
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Description: Sometimes no knowing is the best thing ever. Maybe you are better off not knowing. Maybe you don't want to know.

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny slogan

IYDKYB Ignorance is bliss Pillow

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Sunshine and Nihilism Pillow
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Description: Don't expect sunshine and rainbows from me. I stare into the void 24/7.

Tags: dark humor, existentialism, funny, humor, nihilist

Sunshine and Nihilism Pillow

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