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Old English Saxon Town Names Pillow
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Description: A list of the Old English names of English cities. Great shirt for fans of TV shows like The Last Kingdom. Buy one now arseling!

Tags: uhtred of bebbanburg, alfred i, alfred the great, anglo saxon, danes
Can Trump Tweet? Pillow
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Description: He's the ultimate annoyer, isn't he?

Tags: sarcastic, tweet, twitter, donald trump, humor
Can I Be More Annoying? Pillow
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Description: You haven't seen anything yet. My annoying meter goes to 11!

Tags: in your face, annoying self deprecating humor, annoyed funny, annoy
Merry Ex-Mas Pillow
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Description: Now that is a reason to celebrate!!!

Tags: anti love, breaking up, breaking up gifts, divorce, divorce gifts
I Don't Need To Exorcise My Demons Pillow
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Description: Why do people think I need a priest as a workout partner?

Tags: bodybuilding, demons, devil, exercise, fitness
Atheist Christmas Pillow
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Description: Seriously. It's not even your birthday.

Tags: atheism, atheist, xmas, humour, christmas
I Don't Have Personality Flaws Pillow
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Description: You should always try to be honest about yourself.

Tags: humorous, awesome, superior, sarcasm, witty
I'm Not Complicated, I'm Full-Featured Pillow

Description: It's very true, the more features something has to offer the more complicated it is.

Tags: high maintenance tank, high maintenance clothing, complicated, complex, sexy women
Holly Jolly Mofo Pillow
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Description: Great shirt for holiday parties!

Tags: chistmas, christmas sweater, holiday clothing, holidays, merry christmas
Sex Is Like Chess Pillow
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Description: There are so many pieces and I can never remember which one moves in which direction.

Tags: asexual, awkward is my specialty, awkwardness, clumsy, funny saying
Like + Share Pillow
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Description: Some people have a so much love to give that it takes more than one person to make them happy.

Tags: open relationships, polyamory, flirtateous, sexy, naughty
Can't Diet Because Lettuce Recalled Pillow
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Description: Seriously, they never recall chocolate cake for contamination. Is it a sign?

Tags: diet, diet humor, dieting joke, fitness, funny diet
A Bitch Pillow
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Description: And I will cut you and steal your man.

Tags: a and f, abercrombie, abercrombie and fitch, af, applecrumble and fish
Winter Snowflake Pillow
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Description: My version of the ubiquitous snowflake design.

Tags: snow, santa claus, holiday clothing, winter, merry christmas
Meditate Don't Medicate Pillow
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Description: It's a very simple and natural way to take care of yourself, that's been tried and proven for thousands of years and has no negative side effects.

Tags: spirituality, meditation lover, meditation gifts, secure and peaceful, natural healing
Screaming Inside Pillow
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Description: Sometimes a smile looks a lot like a silent scream.

Tags: horror, halloween, dark humour, goth, edvard munch
Aliens Lock Their Doors Pillow

Description: We aren't exactly a good neighborhood. When homo sapiens move in, your home values usually drop.

Tags: believes, grey aliens, area 51, aliens are real, green martian
Asperger's Is A Superpower Pillow
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Description: I think that people with Asperger's have found a far better use for their brain power than just obsessing about what other people are thinking and doing. That gives them tremendous observational and analytical skills that the rest of us are lacking.

Tags: autistic hero, autism spectrum, asd, asperger, autism support
Spend More Time With My Kids Pillow
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Description: Who wouldn't rather spend time with their fur babies that with Linda from accounting?

Tags: dog, puppy, cats, pet, kitty
State Of Denial Pillow
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Description: Great shirt for depraved individuals who are no longer in a state of denial.

Tags: atheism, atheist, gay, gay pride, lesbian
Love Machine Pillow
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Description: T-shirt that was designed in colors that will interact with the strobe lights in dance clubs. Colors shift from red to blue to green in response to the flashing lights. Great shirt for getting your groove on.

Tags: edm, party, raver, clubber, hallucinogen
Techno Lasers Pillow
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Description: Cool shirt for fans of Techno music. Great for parties, raves, EDM Festivals, clubs and just hanging out.

Tags: dubstep, electro, electronic, trance, techno music
Techno Techyaaaas! Pillow
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Description: The gay community originated dance music, so this is a natural.

Tags: rave, electronica, trance, house, gay
You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Love Me Pillow
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Description: Some people can be difficult, but loving them is worth the effort.

Tags: autistic child, self deprecating, awareness, self deprecation, autistic
Awkward Drunk Pillow
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Description: Except when I am drunk I don't feel awkward until I sober up and remember.

Tags: alcohol, awkward, beer, booze, drinking
I'm Weird Get Over It Pillow
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Description: Seriously. Embrace my weirdness.

Tags: weird, weird stuff, introvert, odd, strange
Don't Feed The Crocodiles Your Leftover Tide Pods Pillow
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Description: If you eat enough of them, this shirt will make sense to you.

Tags: adulting, crazy millenials, humor, meme, memes
I'm Over It Pillow
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Description: I just can't deal with it anymore!!!!

Tags: over it already, over it slim fit, nihilism, metal, humor
Drunk Ass Bitch Pillow
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Description: Great shirt for drunk ass bitches everywhere! Be proud of who you are!

Tags: bitch, drunk, eat sleep rave repeat, sarcasm, booze funny
Work Eat Sleep Pillow
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Description: I hate it when people ask me what I've been up to because my life is really boring.

Tags: nihilism, sarcasm, sarcastic, all work and no play, nihilist
Donald Trump Undoing Progress Pillow
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Description: It's true. He wants to take us back to the 1850s days of stock market crashes and robber barons.

Tags: nevertrump, dump trump, fuck trump, trump fascist, donald trump
Democratic Socialism Is Not Communism Pillow

Description: It's true. Uncle Vlad would laugh his ass off at the suggestion.

Tags: democrat, resist, politics, democratic socialism, democrats
I Just Want To Hug You From The Inside Pillow
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Description: Everybody likes hugs. What could be better?

Tags: love, hugs not drugs, humour, offensive adult humor, adult
I'm The Future Liberals Want Pillow
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Description: Instead of other people telling you what liberals want, just show them. Great shirt for your kids!

Tags: gay, lesbian, feminists, progressive, feminism
I Work From Home So I Can Day Drink Pillow
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Description: It's the best perk about being your own boss. Great shirt you can wear at work all day and no one can say a damn thing about it.

Tags: alcohol, booze, day drinker funny, drinking, funny
Feelin Groovy Rainbow Pillow
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Description: Just a cool 70s retro t-shirt updated with rainbow colors.

Tags: retro, weed, marijuana, lesbian, gay

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