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Trump Didn't Drain The Swamp. Pillow
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Description: Flush the turd November third.

Tags: democrat, donald trump, stop trump, drain the swamp, resist
If you can read this you're too close. Pillow
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Description: Move away now.

Tags: social distancing, antisocial, introvert, recluse, introverts
I'm one of the radical left Trump goes on about. Pillow
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Description: Basically anyone who doesn't kiss Trump's ass falls under the radical left label.

Tags: anti trump, resist, black lives matter, protest, radical left
Manslaughter with an extra space is mans laughter. Pillow
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Description: I'm not a psycho. Stop looking at me like that.

Tags: black humor, dark humour, grammar nazi, grammar police, halloween
I SURVIVED 2020 Pillow
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Description: Just in case anyone actually does make it to 2021.

Tags: apocalypse, election 2020, apocalypse 2020, end of the world, trump 2020
I Can Breathe Police Should Be Held Accountable Pillow

Description: This brutality needs to stop and anyone guilty needs to be held accountable for their actions regardless of their race or profession.

Tags: african american, black power, civil rights, protest, i cant breathe
An Empty Wine Glass Is A Sad Wine Glass Pillow
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Description: And technically if the glass never gets empty, it's still just one glass of wine.

Tags: wine lover, wine, alcohol, home is where the wine is, wine fans
Gay Pride Columbus Ohio Area Code 614 Pillow

Description: The Columbus Ohio Area Code in distressed rainbow colors.

Tags: columbus, 614 ohio, 614, ohio pride, gay pride
Dirty Nerd Gay Pride Rainbow Pillow
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Description: Just because you like reading about Science or playing video games doesn't mean you don't know how to get messy when you want to.

Tags: lgbtq, lgbtqia, geeks, sexy, gay
Dirty Nerd Pillow
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Description: Just because you like video games and science doesn't mean you can't get down and dirty when you want to.

Tags: nerds, sexy, geeks, filthy mouth, gaming
Meditation is like ctl-alt-delete for your brain. Pillow
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Description: Sometimes you have too many tabs open and too many programs and you just need to ctl-alt-delete and restart.

Tags: spiritual, buddhist, geeky humor, humor, zen
This person supports those people generic social justice Pillow
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Description: This person supports all those people that people keep referring to as "those people".

Tags: sjw, black power, gay pride, african american, lgbt
Weekend Worrier Pillow
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Description: Just having fun with the weekend warrior theme.

Tags: ocd awareness, shy, sarcastic, introverts, depression
Don't Be A Dick, Be Like Saint Nick Pillow
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Description: A lot of people need to learn this.

Tags: adult humour, christmas gifts, funny quote, holiday, holidays
Boookakeeee Funny Ghost Bukakke Pillow
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Description: Ghosts like watching it too.

Tags: bukkake, bukake, xxx, scary, humor
Legalize Marijuana Weed Pot Pillow
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Description: Why waste billions fighting something that people want that has not been proven to be destructive.

Tags: 420 weed, herbal, legalize, legalize weed, marijuana leaves
I'm So Happy It Should Be Illegal Smiley Face Pillow
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Description: Sometimes it feels like your life is going so well that you must be doing something illegal. Enjoy your happiness and ignore your doubts!

Tags: happiness, inspirational, happy face, sarcasm, emoji
Karening Intensifies Meme Pillow
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Description: A lot of that happening across the United States right now.

Tags: karen hair, speak with the manager, halloween, horror, humor
*Cough* Social Distancing Reminder Pillow

Description: Subtle reminder for people to keep their distance.

Tags: coronavirus, quarantine, covid 19, quarantined, epidemic
Laughing Emoji Pillow
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Description: It's the laughing emoji.

Tags: laughing, emoji art, joy emoji, best emoji, emojis
Weiner Lover Hot Dog Lover Sexual Innuendo Pillow
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Description: Summer cookouts are coming and this is a great way to share your love of weiners with your friends and family.

Tags: memorial day, bbq, summer cookout, grill, 4th of july
If God didn't want me to be an atheist, he shouldn't have made me so rational. Pillow
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Description: Everyone should find something to chuckle about with this design. Am I making fun of atheists by secretly admitting they believe in god or am I making fun of believers because they are so irrational?

Tags: free thought, secular, anti theist, hitchens, secularist
Prone To Violent Mood Swings Pillow
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Description: A lot of actors have this problem.

Tags: theater masks, actor, humor, film, student
You're Bacon Me Crazy Pillow
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Description: Mmmmmm crispy salty savory bacon!

Tags: pig, funny bacon, bacon lovers, bacon strips, bacon
2020 Give Congress And The White House The D Pillow

Description: If you think the Republicans have made a mess of America, this is the only solution.

Tags: trump, social justice, liberals, president, feminist
FUCK THE ECONOMY. My health is more important to me than your business!! Pillow
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Description: I am sick of people putting their business ahead of my health. It will not be business as usual until we have extensive testing and mandatory isolation, or a vaccine!

Tags: anti capitalism, anti capitalist, anti gop, anti trump, anti wall street
Flame Mandala Pillow
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Description: Just cool mandala design made of flames,

Tags: fire, meditation, mandala design, zen, geometric
Artistic Impressionist Tulips Pillow
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Description: Just some cool artistic looking tulips.

Tags: floral motif, abstract, floral pattern, flowers, floral
The Stock Market Is A Ponzi Scheme Pillow
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Description: Prices keep going up as long as you can find another sucker to buy your lies.

Tags: occupy wall street, eat the rich, money, socialism, economics
End Corporate Socialism Pillow
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Description: The free market is no longer free when assets are not allowed to decline because the Fed is buying them all in order to preserve the wealth of the elite.

Tags: socialism, communism, corporate socialism, worker, capitalism kills
Frontline Worker's Lives Matter Pillow

Description: People who have no choice but to have close contact and risk infection with Covid-19 in order to do their jobs need paid sick time and proper PPE to protect themselves and the public.

Tags: workers, democratic socialist, anti republican, bernie sanders, covid 19
Apparently You Don't Realize Just How Fucking Fabulous I Am Pillow
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Description: I'm sorry but I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Tags: amazing, attitude, awesome, funny quote, funnytee
2020 Give The D To The GOP Pillow

Description: Even I don't know what this means, but it rhymes.

Tags: america, american, anti republican, anti trump, democrat
I'm Voting Against Trump In November Pillow
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Description: I don't care who I have to vote for as long as it is AGAINST Trump.

Tags: fuck trump, trump sucks, donald trump, vote blue, democrats
Capitalist Greed Kills Skull and Biohazard Pillow

Description: Capitalism may be the most efficient and profitable economic system there is but unrestrained greed makes it deadly.

Tags: anti wall street, anti capitalism, stay home, pandemic, socialism
8bit Heart Gold Token Pillow
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Description: Great design for lovers of old school 8bit gaming.

Tags: pixel art, pixel 8bit, 8bit, gold, gamer

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