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Muzehack

Sarcastic Gay Liberal Atheist Nihilist T-Shirts for everyone!
Houston, TX, Earth
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Show Me Your Beans! Pillow
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Description: Every cat lover loves toe beans!

Tags: kitty cats, cute cats, pets, cat lady, cat

Show Me Your Beans! Pillow

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Kitty Toe Beans Pillow
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Description: Everybody loves them!

Tags: cat, cat lover gifts, kitten, funny cats, cute cat

Kitty Toe Beans Pillow

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Treason is the reason impeach themf now. Pillow
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Description: Have we had enough yet????

Tags: impeach donald trump, not my president, the resistance, impeach trump impeach 45, trump president

Treason is the reason impeach themf now. Pillow

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Newsflash! People Are Stupid. Pillow
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Description: It's true, but I think we all know that by now.

Tags: introversion, introverts unite, anti social, misanthropy, newsflash

Newsflash! People Are Stupid. Pillow

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Where's my damn cookies!!!! Pillow
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Description: I'm starting a petition to fix this atrocity!!!!!

Tags: computer, computer nerd, cookie, cookie monster, cookies

Where's my damn cookies!!!! Pillow

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Know the difference between whore and slut. Pillow
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Description: I really wish people would stop misusing these terms to describe me.

Tags: sex work is real work, feminist, empowering, slut, whore

Know the difference between whore and slut. Pillow

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Everything happens for a reason and the reason is physics Pillow
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Description: It's true, if it weren't for the laws of physics, nothing would happen.

Tags: science, free thought, chemistry, anti theist, secular

Everything happens for a reason and the reason is physics Pillow

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If zombies only ate the brains of smart people they would starve around here. Pillow
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Description: Not a lot of food for thought or zombies.

Tags: halloween toddler, halloween for girls, rick grimes, daryl dixon, zombie killer

If zombies only ate the brains of smart people they would starve around here. Pillow

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I Survived and all I got was this crappy donated t-shirt. Pillow
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Description: Sadly I see more and more need for this shirt.

Tags: stop global warming, climate change awareness, earth, awareness, climate action

I Survived and all I got was this crappy donated t-shirt. Pillow

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Hate, Cry, Die. Pillow
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Description: Hate, Cry, Die is my personal nihilistic philosophy. It's the opposite of Live, Laugh, Love, in every way. The spiders are a nice touch too.

Tags: wednesday addams, nihilism, goth, satanism, dark

Hate, Cry, Die. Pillow

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Los Angeles Electric Purple Palms Pillow
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Description: Just a scene from LA that I added some bling to.

Tags: artist, prismatic, artsy, retro, awesome

Los Angeles Electric Purple Palms Pillow

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Don't Vote Don't Bitch Pillow
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Description: You have no one to blame but yourself.

Tags: 2020 election, democracy, democrat, donald trump, election

Don't Vote Don't Bitch Pillow

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Do the thing right Pillow
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Description: Once you find the right thing and do it, then it's very important to do the thing right.

Tags: graphic, horror, retro, sarcastic, sexual innuendo

Do the thing right Pillow

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Humans are the only animals that think they are the only animals that think. Pillow
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Description: Humans are the only animals that think they are the only animals that think.

Tags: human, people, dogs, im a cat person, animals pets

Humans are the only animals that think they are the only animals that think. Pillow

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Do you do the drugs or do the drugs do you? Pillow
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Description: Just some nonsense that made me chuckle.

Tags: clubber, clubbing, dj, djs, do the thing

Do you do the drugs or do the drugs do you? Pillow

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Welcome To The Capitalism Machine Pillow
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Description: We're all just insignificant cogs so don't put your heart into it.

Tags: capitalism kills, heartless, exploitation, private enterprise, imperialism

Welcome To The Capitalism Machine Pillow

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No Homo Bro Pillow
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Description: I've always said if I voted by sex scandal I would vote Republican more often.

Tags: closet, closeted, closets are for clothes, equality, gay pride

No Homo Bro Pillow

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Art is anal Pillow
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Description: Spacing matters.

Tags: humor, anal, artist humor, typography, grammar nazi

Art is anal Pillow

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Buddha Judge 4 President Pillow
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Description: There's more than one way to make his name easier to pronounce.

Tags: stop trump, pete buttigieg for president, anyone but trump, pete buttigieg 2020, trump fascist

Buddha Judge 4 President Pillow

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Everything The Smart Phone Replaced Pillow
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Description: Remember how cluttered our lives were before we started spending all our time looking at our smart phones?

Tags: social media addict, cell phone, smart phone, sarcasm funny, introvert

Everything The Smart Phone Replaced Pillow

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I Can Pee On My Own Thanks Pillow
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Description: Sometimes your bros can be too helpful.

Tags: jocks, gay, bathroom, male, masculine

I Can Pee On My Own Thanks Pillow

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Stop Making Jesus Sad Pillow
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Description: It makes me sad too Jesus.

Tags: masturbating, masturbate, religion, humour, jesus

Stop Making Jesus Sad Pillow

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Creepy Priest And Clown With Kids Pillow
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Description: All I can say is these kids are toast. This is the scariest design I could come up with.

Tags: ar15, child predator, chucky, elm street, freddy kreuger

Creepy Priest And Clown With Kids Pillow

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Nothing Runs Like A Terrified Animal Being Shot At By Drunk Rednecks Pillow
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Description: You'd run too.

Tags: hunting, gift for dad, deer hunter, sarcastic, gift for him

Nothing Runs Like A Terrified Animal Being Shot At By Drunk Rednecks Pillow

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The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Probably A Train Pillow
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Description: Don't be too excited about it.

Tags: black humor, funnytee, kill me, lebowski, life is hell

The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Probably A Train Pillow

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International Symbol For Just The Tip Pillow
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Description: Anything can be fodder for dirty minds.

Tags: buttsex, disk jockey, radio station, radio operators, sexual innuendo

International Symbol For Just The Tip Pillow

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I'm The Filthy Mouthed Wife Pillow
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Description: Doesn't everyone love a filthy mouthed wife?

Tags: politics, donald trump, fuck trump, protest, dump trump

I'm The Filthy Mouthed Wife Pillow

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Of Course I Value Your Bullshit Opinion Pillow
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Description: Even a crappy opinion can be fodder for great ideas!

Tags: bull, funny for work, funny quote, funny saying, funnytee

Of Course I Value Your Bullshit Opinion Pillow

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Red and Blue Cats Pillow
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Description: CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS!

Tags: stylish, artistic, gift idea, abstract cats, kitty

Red and Blue Cats Pillow

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Black Blocks Pillow
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Description: Just a cool abstract design I created.

Tags: squares, waiting room, blocks, dining room, modern

Black Blocks Pillow

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CHONK! Pillow
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Description: CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK! CHONK!

Tags: chonky boy, cat, chonky cat, cat lover gifts, chonky

CHONK! Pillow

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If It Fits I Sits Pillow
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Description: Cats and boxes were made for each other.

Tags: cat, cat lover gifts, cat box, cat trapped, funny cats

If It Fits I Sits Pillow

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I Heart Chonky Cats! Pillow
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Description: Don't we all?

Tags: fat kitty, kitten, cat lovers clothing, fat cat, chonky

I Heart Chonky Cats! Pillow

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Dog Is Love Pillow
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Description: Great shirt for every dog lover!

Tags: pet, puppy, love dogs, pets, pet lover

Dog Is Love Pillow

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Rainbow Pet Paws Dogs Are The Best People I Know Pillow
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Description: The more I get to know people the more I like my dog.

Tags: queer, lgbt pride, lgbtq, gay pride, pet lovers

Rainbow Pet Paws Dogs Are The Best People I Know Pillow

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Trump Is A Malignant Narcissist Pillow
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Description: Finally he says a truthful statement.

Tags: donald trump, narcissistic, trump, illegitimate, president

Trump Is A Malignant Narcissist Pillow

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