Muzehack

Description: Ahura Mazda was the first one true god of the Achaemenid Empire and Historians believe that the gods of Judaism, Christianity and Islam are just cheap knockoffs. Great shirt whether you are a Parsi/Zaroastrian or just want to piss off monotheists.

Description: Nancy don't give a fuck and neither do I. Shove your respect for the office up your ass.

Description: Haven't we all been here before.

Description: It's all connected.

Description: Allergies are a bitch.

Description: Cool design of the words "Trump Lies" making up an image of his gaping maw.

Description: In answer to Trump's "Build A Wall And Crime Will Fall" slogan

Description: My favorite quote.

Description: Meh.

Description: Seriously?

Description: Does anyone else miss the good old days?

Description: You only have to run faster than the slowest person. Great shirt for people who like zombie tv series and video games.

Description: It's a fact. Don't mess with me.

Description: You need to fix that now.

Description: I'm positive. I'm positive I hate people.

Description: When your pastor lives in a multi-million dollar mansion, something is wrong.

Description: Seems to be a lot of Christians these days that are not at all Christ like.

Description: They did invent writing after all. Cuneiform script says, "You Are Welcome".

Description: I drink coffee so I can work hard so I can make money so I can drink coffee...

Description: It's true and you know it.

Description: It's the best advice you can give anyone.

Description: Adulting is hard. I want someone to take care of me.

Description: Cool skyline view of sunny downtown Philadelphia over the PHL airport code.

Description: Great shirt to get kisses from random people who feel sorry for you.

Description: When you're hot, you're hot.

Description: I'm a leader not a follower.

Description: You know the type, you follow them on social media and they just ignore you.

Description: Just a cool argyle pattern with actual knit overlay, unlike all the others.

Description: We're all weirdos. Let's own it.

Description: Pi To 3183 Digits.

Description: Some of us age pretty well and only get better with age.

Description: Warn people in advance that you don't care what they want. This isn't Burger King.

Description: It must be a secret code since so few people know it.

Description: Some lucky kids get all three in one!

Description: The Constipation guarantees our smocking gun rights!

Description: Great shirt for Dads and children. Lol.