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Cancellarius Extremis, The Illuminated Brethren of MV.:ZN.: Chief Regional Sub-Lieutenant/Leads Generation Specialist: Dignitas Partners Inc LLC

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Local Eyesore Logo Tapestry
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Description: The only streetwear that you can trust.

Tags: streetwear, ugly, urban
Local Eyesore Tapestry
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Description: Yard Birds lives on through decay wrought by cryptocurrency.

Tags: chehalis, cryptocurrency, exurban blight, local eyesore, urban decay
Repent! Quit yer job! Slack off! Tapestry
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Description: Wise words, or wisest words?

Tags: bob, bob dobbs, church of the subgenius, slack
Blursed Drinks Tapestry
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Description: If you were over 21 in 2003, this is what you remember.

Tags: 2000s, 2003, aftershock, alcohol lover, alcoholism
Velociraptor Freedom Tapestry
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Description: If you love something, set it free. Unless you love a velociraptor. DO NOT SET THE VELOCIRAPTOR FREE.

Tags: dinosaur, dinosaurs, freedom, jurassic park, love
pissing and shidding and farting Tapestry
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Description: This is our future.

Tags: farting, pissing, pissing and shidding and farting, shidding
Huell Be Cummin' Round The Mountain Tapestry
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Description: Our Favorite Visitor, His Favorite Beverage

Tags: cum, guzzle, huell howser, milk, pbs
Your True Yetisyn Heritage Tapestry
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Description: To those bearing the prestigious and handsome Yetisyn genetic variant, finding, identifying, challenging, defeating and adopting the defeated can take a great deal of time. Luckily, I've created this shirt, which will announce to the world that YOU are a Yetisyn overman! Wear it boldly, nay, TRIUMPHANTLY through the dessicated and smelly halls of your reviled Normie incarnation-mates. They'll fall before your Atlantean Yeti lineage's mere reputation alone!

Tags: esoterica, horror, mvzn, subgenius, yeti
The Inner, Inner Order of the MV.:ZN.: Tapestry
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Description: While many have attempted, and failed, to fully explain what exactly it is the Inner, Inner Order of the MV.:ZN.: actually does, what channeled information received has been psychically-spiritually "zapped" into total and absolute indescribability. All we know is that they are fully equipped with hot and cold running MV.: plumbing.

Tags: esoterica, horror, magick, mvzn, occult

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