Mari-Janes

Description: I was on my rocking chair smoking my corn pipe when all of a sudden a bright light lit up the sky!

Description: Newly released images of the Hindenburg disaster.

Description: What was really found during the US moon missions?

Description: Whether you know him by name—or even know how to pronounce his name—you’ve no doubt stumbled upon an episode of Ancient Aliens on the History Channel and wondered two things: Does extraterrestrial life indeed exist? And how does Giorgio Tsoukalos get his hair to do that?

Description: Captain Spaulding’s Museum of Monsters and Madmen is a road side gas station, near Ruggsville, that doubles as an eatery and a Museum (complete with a ride, the Murder Ride). The former being bragged about for its famous fried chicken. THIS IS THE TAPESTRY ONLY. You can find the T-shirt and other products on my storefront.

Description: The Kool Aid Man is the greatest wall buster in the history of demolition! You can have him bust out of your chest with this awesome tee!

Description: Blueberry flavored goodness! Get other flavors in my storefront!

Description: Lemon Flavored wall busting goodness! Get more flavors at my store front.

Description: Purple Drank flavor kool aid man, get more flavors in my store front

Description: Lime flavored Kool Aid guy! Get other flavors at my store front!

Description: Tapestry Only! Get this design on other product over at my store!

Description: Real People In Every Bite!

Description: Eat yourself some Stay Puft Marsh Mallows!

Description: Now you can wear JJ Evans' (jj Walker) DYN-O-MITE Pajamas Design!

Description: Vintage 1970's old school get your shit together t-shirt.

Description: Only at Chuck's Bikeorama!

Description: Grab a pint and some haggis at the ole Slaughtered Lamb Pub!

Description: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.

Description: Your so awesome that Satan Worships YOU! Don't listen to the haters, they don't know you! You got them all beat!

Description: Your so awesome that Satan Worships YOU! Don't listen to the haters, they don't know you! You got them all beat!

Description: Dorsia's is now open to the public! No more waiting for a reservation. Just walk in and be seated in one of New York's premiere restaurants!

Description: Happy 35th Birthday and thanks for the laughs, you ol’ puke green Vacation crap can. You and Sparky were a match made in heaven.

Description: Our seasonal tale focuses on Sleigher, the next in the lineage of the Santa name preparing for his first Christmas at the helm, but believe me when I say he doesn’t follow the traditions of his predecessors and is unorthodox in his methods. Riding his trusty reindeer skull motorbike Blitzkrieg, he is more content in drinking with his elves and rocking out into the early hours.

Description: Get your ice cream on with Captain Spaulding and some Tutti Fuckin Frutti!

Description: Get your ice cream on with Captain Spaulding and some Tutti Fuckin Frutti!

Description: Look for the color version right here on Teepublic!

Description: Look for the color version and naughty version right here on Teepublic!

Description: The Schmidt Rebel Adventure, the best bike in the whole world!

Description: Otis Driftwood - Fuck Tutti Frutti and Fuck You! You can get a clean version of this shirt by clicking on my store!

Description: You can get an adult version of this shirt of you click on my storefront!

Description: Take some nice fried chicken home to your moma!

Description: Crash Bang Boom Bam Slam Kapow Pow

Description: In the dark wood of Crystal Lake lurks the darkest evil man has ever known! Jason Voorhees sneaks into your kitchen while you sleep and murders several bowls of delicious cereal! Beware the night!

Description: Do you like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit? We do and if you do then get this fucked up shirt now!

Description: You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada!

Description: You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada!