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Retro Santa Claus Lawn Decoration - Distressed Shorts
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Description: Never forget. The ultimate Christmas decoration. Vintage distressed look version.

Tags: vintage, classic, 70s, 80s, party
Retro Santa Claus Holiday Lawn Decoration Shorts
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Description: Never forget. The ultimate holiday decoration.

Tags: mold, reindeer, 70s, blow, party
2020 Shorts
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Description: Make the year yours.

Tags: party, holiday, celebrate, fashion, year

2020 Shorts

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Class of 2020 Shorts
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Description: Rep your year. Rep yourself.

Tags: highschool, celebrate, university, grads, grad

Class of 2020 Shorts

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Holidayz: Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie Shorts
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Description: The grand finale'.

Tags: fashion, food, thanksgiving, fun, turkey
Night of the Living Dead: Eyes Shorts
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Description: Maneater.

Tags: halloween, classic, zombies, horror, cinema
Holidayz: Halloween Pumpkin Shorts
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Description: Carved faces for scary places.

Tags: treat, fun, cat, trick, fall

Holidayz: Halloween Pumpkin Shorts

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Holidayz: Halloween Candy Corn Shorts
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Description: For your terrifying sweet tooth.

Tags: scary, october, pumpkin, holiday, trick
The Queen Shorts
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Description: The most powerful piece in the game of chess.

Tags: gift, lover, wife, mom, chess player

The Queen Shorts

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The King Shorts
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Description: Value = infinite.

Tags: game, unique, fresh, gift, chess master

The King Shorts

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'Merica Shorts
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Description: Exercise your freedom, sport your fervent patriotism.

Tags: america, usa, patriotic, gift, american

'Merica Shorts

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Vintage Monster Firecrackers Shorts
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Description: Don't blow your finger off.

Tags: unqiue, cool gift, gift, free, fire

Vintage Monster Firecrackers Shorts

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Original Doom Disk Shorts
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Description: The Ultimate 3D Shareware Adventure.

Tags: classic, steam, game, computer, gift

Original Doom Disk Shorts

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Bishop of Battle Shorts
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Description: I am the Bishop of Battle, master of all I survey.

Tags: nightmares, horror, movie, retro, scary

Bishop of Battle Shorts

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Strong Shorts
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Description: Bold. Coded. Contents have strong importance.

Tags: programmer, developer, software, html, css

Strong Shorts

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Command and Control Shorts
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Description: Authoritative order. Power over a situation.

Tags: gamer, windows, gift, hacker, code

Command and Control Shorts

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Control Shorts
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Description: Power over a situation.

Tags: internet, coding, coder, engineering, programming

Control Shorts

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Keyboard Warrior Shorts
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Description: The Keyboard Warrior seeks to use the power imbued in his 'weapon' to effect death and destruction (in a strictly-metaphorical sense) upon his foes (other virtual identities he has encountered on the internet). In essence, the keyboard (ie. text input ability) allows the keyboard warrior to manifest his true warrior nature in a safe and removed environment, from which no real-life repercussions .

Tags: gift, video game, saying, meme, internet

Keyboard Warrior Shorts

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Who is Dankey Kang? Epic Gamer Meme Shorts
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Description: FAIL. Cool kids get it.

Tags: kong, donkey, boyfriend, gift, funny
POP: Pieces of Plastic Shorts
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Description: Soulless totems or joyful collectibles? Whatever makes you happy, just buy the shirt.

Tags: vinyl, convention, collector, chase, anime and manga

POP: Pieces of Plastic Shorts

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Nostalgia Shorts
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Description: Healing medicine or illicit drug?

Tags: gamer, classic, artistic, apparel, boyfriend

Nostalgia Shorts

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Class of 2019 - Roman Numerals Shorts
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Description: Rep your year. Rep yourself.

Tags: student, graduation, gift, son, daughter
Flynn's Arcade Token Shorts
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Description: "Greetings, programs!"

Tags: cult, video game, retro, gift, gameroom

Flynn's Arcade Token Shorts

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Ben Shorts

Description: Survive everything.

Tags: halloween, romero, classic, film, gift

Ben Shorts

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Nameless Shorts
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Description: Nothing can define you. Nothing can describe you. You are everyone. You are everything.

Tags: urban, gift, cool, awesome, student

Nameless Shorts

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Protect Our Innocents: GATES Shorts
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Description: “Life is not fair; get used to it.”

Tags: cool, nerd, gift, tribute, windows

Protect Our Innocents: GATES Shorts

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Protect Our Innocents: FONDA Shorts
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Description: “A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.”

Tags: mugshot, jane fonda, icon, jail, barbarella

Protect Our Innocents: FONDA Shorts

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What's Up? On Your Shirt, but Much Cooler. 'Sup. Shorts
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Description: A term that cool people use because they are too damn lazy to say What's Up.

Tags: quote, gear, wassup, college, fun
Top Secret Episode Shorts
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Description: “CAN YOU GET A HOLD OF SOME SCUBA GEAR AND A SPEAR GUN FOR ME?”

Tags: golgo, 13, nintendo, gaming, video game

Top Secret Episode Shorts

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Do You Even Lift? Aqua Net Shorts
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Description: Honor your bangs. Aqua Net power.

Tags: wife, girlfriend, gift, funny, awesome

Do You Even Lift? Aqua Net Shorts

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Holidayz: Bunny Shorts
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Description: Marshmallow flava. For my cool Easter peeps.

Tags: fashion, gift, basket, retro, kids

Holidayz: Bunny Shorts

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Holidayz: Chick Shorts
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Description: Marshmallow flava. For my cool Easter peeps.

Tags: cool, fun, candy, unique, sunday

Holidayz: Chick Shorts

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Bootleg Shorts
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Description: verb: make, distribute, or sell illicit goods.

Tags: modern, unique, street, gift, rap

Bootleg Shorts

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