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Description: Ever traveled deep in a cave in the heart of the bluegrass stater, Kentucky? Ever felt like you were being watched? You were.

Description: It's Santa. Her's been busy. He got high. The North Pole is cool about that.

Description: He's mean. He's Santa. He's tired of all the deliveries.

Description: He's your scariest holiday pal, Krampus!

Description: Krampus, Santa's enforcer.

Description: Kentucky is a colorful, all-inclusive, diverse, and funky place to live. Weirdos love Kentucky. Join them.

Description: It's a tough world out there, but you don't have to be a #$%& about it. Survive and be Kind.

Description: He's a one-demon judge and jury!

Description: Look, it's Jesus. The nice Jesus. The one who likes everybody. He likes you.

Description: Show your particular, hungry faith with the Church of Sandwiches tee.

Description: The Blue Devil arrives to sing songs of chaos!

Description: He's Doctor Zaius of the Planet of the Apes. He really has a PhD ... in bananas.

Description: Who is your friend? Fuzzy Blue Puppet is your friend.

Description: He's there angriest ape you could meet.

Description: Harry Dean Stanton ... hero of film.

Description: Sink your fangs into the latest groovy-wear vampire wardrobe accessories! Girls, it's Count Retro! He's gonna suck you!

Description: Show your Kentucky Cryptic pride in new kooky and creepy swag featuring the Kentucky WildMan!

Description: Halloween

Description: Prove to your pals that you are weird and groovy nay sporting a tee of the kookiest radio show in the world, "the Percy Trout hour!"

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: Go MONKEY!
 Fight the MAN.

 Celebrate your favorite SIMIAN characters from your top moving picture series, “WORLD of CHIMPS!

Description: It's everyone's favorite 1970's villain, Zoltan!

Description: Our corporate overlords have nothing to offer us but dystopia. So, you may as well grab your pitchfork and rebel.

Description: Our corporate overlords have nothing to offer us but dystopia. So, you may as well grab your pitchfork and rebel.

Description: Wooooooo! Kentucky shore is CREEPY this time o' year!

Description: Wear this tee to be the creepiest kid in Kentucky!