NegativeSplit

Description: If we delve into the times before language and the written word we find drawings on cave walls. On one such wall the infamous Negative Split (TM) logo was discovered in a cave home to the primitive fat ergos known as Homofatos Ergesters. This symbol was translated and now represents the race plan of fat ergos everywhere... always negative split!

Description: There's nothing more patriotic than ripping fat freedom splits for the good ole USA

Description: The vintage emblem of the McDanks crew that has been slanging sauce since the 1960s. These boys were FAT and so is this apparel.

Description: Just because you're a skinny ergo doesn't mean you can't get educated in the ways of the Fatties. Rep the University that will teach you the ways of sub 1:30s and fat rips with this Hamburger U apparel.

Description: This crew crest was forged by the fat sweat of our fatty ergo founding fathers. Legend has it that these sacks of pure wattage ripped for so long that their pools of sweat formed into the crest that now permanently stains the erg room floor.