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Never Give Up Shorts
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Description: It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear...and it absolutely will not stop. Ever.

Tags: terminator, t 800, inspirational, fire, skull

Never Give Up Shorts

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Human Fly Shorts
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Description: The unholy union of fly and man! This is the terror that mad science hath wrought!

Tags: gross out, mutant, the cramps, human fly, mad science

Human Fly Shorts

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Two Headed Mummy Shorts
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Description: Two heads are better than one, especially if one can drink the tanna tea while the other chews out the eyeballs of your enemies.

Tags: horror, spooky, mutant, halloween, undead

Two Headed Mummy Shorts

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Gross Inside Shorts
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Description: Show everyone what you're made of!

Tags: gross out, dungeon, colorful, horror, insects

Gross Inside Shorts

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Mutant Gladiator Shorts
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Description: Champion of the mutant arenas, prodigal son of the amino banks, fierce warrior of the wasted lands!

Tags: post apocalyptic, mohawk, cyberpunk, cmyk, 80s

Mutant Gladiator Shorts

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Moonshine Shorts
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Description: Put some hair on your chest with this fancy Moonshine tee!

Tags: horror, steampunk, goth, etching, vintage

Moonshine Shorts

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Goblin Vomit Shorts
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Description: Toss your salad (or cookies, lunch, etc.) with new glitter-free Goblin Vomit brand Bleu Chunks! Troll your friends with this design that's sure to make them puke!

Tags: label, puke, freak, gross out, fantasy

Goblin Vomit Shorts

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Witchies - Part of a complete, balanced breakfast! Shorts
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Description: Start the day off right with Witchies frosted penta-grahams! They're what gives witches the power to get through the day.

Tags: witchcraft, funny, halloween, food, goat

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