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Look, I get that you're a divine warrior of light and you...I don't know, something with a book? And fireballs? Can we just get to the point here? Gold. Lot's of gold. XP too. Levels, loot, and lucre are what make this worth it.

For those who believe in the power of paperwork and the sanctity of red tape. Because who needs a sword when you can wield a pen and an extensive rulebook?

Ugh. You ever think, "Jeez, why does gravity have to pull down?" Or, "BLUH! Why is the sky blue?!" Rather than find the answers to these questions, we offer a new solution: CHANGE IT! When life gives you lemons, polymorph those lemons into something better!

The world is full of magic and you are the one who will know it all, do it all, be it all. Study and knowledge are your life and power is the promise you've made yourself. The will of the universe will bend to you.

The world is full of magic and you are the one who will know it all, do it all, be it all. Study and knowledge are your life and power is the promise you've made yourself. The will of the universe will bend to you.

No matter where you go, in you lies the soul of one who will never quit. In you is the soul of a Fighter. Master of dedication and design, you go hand-to-hand with those that twist the arcane and the divine with none other than your strength and skill alone.

No matter where you go, in you lies the soul of one who will never quit. In you is the soul of a Fighter. Master of dedication and design, you go hand-to-hand with those that twist the arcane and the divine with none other than your strength and skill alone.

You ask what I do on my turn? Well, I tell you what I do on my turn! DM, I would like to RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

"It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It's impossible! I never broke the law, I AM THE LAW!" - Judge Dredd "LAWWWWW~" - Rico

What is Good or Evil? All I want is just to be Chaos. Something, something, we live in a society. Something, something, I place a banana on the King's head because 'lol chaos'.

That's a nice BBEG you've got there. Be a real shame if someone used they're Charisma stat to completely undermine his goals and make him bend to my will SO YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF A GOOD BOSS FIGHT!

Look, it's romantic to talk about how home is where the heart is and all that...but, my guy, I just went out for milk. I haven't seen home in 17 years. WHERE AM I?!

Look guys, I'm trying to tell a story. That story has to have characters. Characters that you DON'T MURDER THE MOMENT YOU MEET THEM? What? No! He's a cabbage farmer. Why would you think he's the BBEG?!

It takes hard work to be spooky! You gotta play the piano (one note, when no one is looking). Gotta read books (or throw them). You gotta pace the halls (loudly but unseen). I earned my degree!

We all gotta relax sometime and, you know what, summer is a great time to do it. Sun, fun, friends, food, and games is all you need. That and maybe some Vitamin D. Have fun, y'all.

Look, I don't really have time to get caught up in these 'Moral Dilemma' things. I don't care if you feed the orphans or use them as bait, I just want to get done with this stupid dungeon and go have a bath.

Now it's said that the milk of these fearsome critters is able to cure pray tell any illness. Sad as it is though, they've been farmed to extinction! Save an ass, and raise a glass (of whiskey), to these fine furry friends.

Did you know, that in 1660, the Dodo was ALREADY endangered?! We have to do something! We have to Save the Dodo! What? Hopeless cause? Already extinct? Mularky!

Great people don't put others down... Instead, they are the ones to lift them up. The one to light a flame in their spirits. To give them meaning when before they had none.

Sometimes the issue goes deeper than hardware or software. Deeper than cables or code. Sometimes the problem exists between the chair and the keyboard.

The first programmable general-purpose electronic digital computer device, ENIAC, was completed in February of 1946. Since than, in less than 80 years, computers are a fraction of their original size and thousands of times more powerful. What's more to come?

Come on, man! This is our time a year! What's with all these trees and holiday music taking over our store aisles?! Just let us be spooky!

There's two kinds of people out there: those who say "nothing matters and we're all gonna die", and those who say "nothing matters and we're all gonna die". Which one are you?

Who needs a Belt of Giant's Strength? You make your own STR score. Get ripped like a Troll. Beastly like a Dragon. Big as the backstory you wrote for that new Character you'll never use!

What's that? A human? Sounds like something far too mundane for something so fabulous as me to have ever heard of. Now if you'll excuse me, you're intruding on my majesty.

What are you on about then? A monster? We're fighting it? Initiative? It's my turn? Nah, mate. That sounds exhausting. I think I'm just gonna hold my action for now.

Intelligence and Wisdom are often viewed as the same thing. Those without intelligence may be considered to be a fool, but those without wisdom act the fool.

How come you think Groswald not good for mission? Groswald can open door. Locked door no problem for Groswald. Groswald use right tool for right job. See? Door not locked anymore. Groswald not need rogue.

How are you feeling today? Right? Acute? No? Well, there's no need to be an angle, just don't be obtuse.

Please be considerate of the hardwork that our landscapers put into caring for the gardens. Please make sure to keep all pets and animals off of the lawns and grasses.

Crows and Corvids can be fiercely territorial if they feel threatened, particularly if a nest is involved. This means that, should you be intruding on their territory, you may want to watch your head.

Crows have been found to be one of the most intelligent animal species on the planet. For some, it's delightful to interact with these smart little birds. For others, it spells doom. For many, mischief ensues.

Many people find skeletons terrifying, but do not fret. Our bony prisons are, in fact, biological mechas controlled by the jellyfish like amalgamation of neurons that are our being. Rise up! The Skeleton War approaches!

According to a recommendation from the Centaur for Disease Control, all adventurers should maintain a minimum of one square distance to gain advantage on saves against Disease.

It's said that Wizards are the ultimate utility casters. I say: what issue can't be solved just by using Fireball? Locked door? Fireball. Bartering dispute? Fireball! Bunch of enemies in a 20 ft radius? FIREBALL!

Dungeon Masters serve many roles. Friend. Foe. Story Teller. Awkward Bard/NPC Love Guru and Puppet Master. But, first and foremost, they are those who set the players on a journey. The Giver of Quests, if you will.