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"The wood door before you is locked with a bolt and a heavy padlock. What would you like to do?" "I bash the door." "Roll for strength." "42" "Well...the door isn't locked anymore. Or standing."

Look! It's not my fault, alright? I just wanted to shoot an arrow at the dragon! It's not my fault that I managed to not only loose an undead demi-god and his zombie kobold army, but ALSO killed our healer! Triple 1's happen, man!

What do you think of when you hear the word "Culture"? Maybe black-tie events? Fancy hats and dresses? Maybe champagne and diamonds? Well, a few microbiologists out there want to introduce you to a new kind of culture...

Tabletop games, for many, far exceeds what a simple board or videogame might offer. The interactive story, the element of chance, and the power of imagination combine to unlock worlds untold with nothing more than a simple dice.

People are just so inconsiderate. "Is there a doctor in the house?! This man is choking!" Why, yes, there IS a doctor. I spent over seven years of my life specializing in quantum physics but YOU want an MD. Jeez. Clarify, will ya?

Every job comes with its own perks; its own ups and downs. But there aren't many who lay claim to the fact they could single handedly wipe out the world with a modified HIV/Ebola/Super Flu. Tread carefully, friends.

Chemistry. Astronomy. Physics. Biology. Geology. Ecology. Meteorology. Zoology. Oceanography. No matter the science, no matter the discipline, no matter the branch, there are those that love it and want to share it with the world. --- Vectors provided for use by: Free Vectors via <a href="https://www.vecteezy.com">Vecteezy.com</a> ---

Nowadays it seems like everyone wants to get away with something by yelling alot. "I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" has become a staple for trying to get around the system. But what do you do if, like so often, you ARE the manager?

"Everytime you say 'I don't believe in Humans' there's a human somewhere that falls down dead." said the horrific monstrosity before me. "So you best start clapping lest you want it to be you."

"Everytime you say 'I don't believe in Humans' there's a human somewhere that falls down dead." said the horrific monstrosity before me. "So you best start clapping lest you want it to be you."

Going to the dentist? Try challenging him to a duel. Mailing some letters? Add sabers. Bored at your in-laws place? Nothing the meeting steel over a tight rope won't solve! Anything can be improved by the introduction of Swordplay!

Actors get the silver screen. Directors get the awards. Producers get the cash. Artists get the recognition. And voice-overs get remembered. Don't mind me. I'm just the Writer.

It's hard being an introvert. You have to carefully avoid family to get food. Slink through the halls for the bathroom. Worst of all, venturing into society when the WiFi is down. The horror. --- Vectors provided for use by: <a href="https://www.Vecteezy.com">Free Vector Design by: Vecteezy.com</a> ---

Once upon a time, the little Empire of England mourned the loss of Sherlock Holmes as he plummeted to his death in the Reichenbach Falls. Yet the famed detective reappeared, ready to continue. Some see this as a sign of his genius, but we believe there is another explanation. --- This wonderful piece has been created and provided with full rights by the talented Fabulosaurus. A skilled illustrator, she hosts a wide range of artistic capability, but few match her ink and bone pieces. We'd like to encourage you to check out her other work at the following links: https://www.instagram.com/fabulosaurus_lex/ https://alexiel-viii.deviantart.com/ https://twitter.com/FabulosaurusLex

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

A high Charisma score often means you've got a silver tongue. Now put that tongue to use and show me why you've maxed out your 'Use Rope' Skill.

Big birdie, fat birdie, little ball of fluff. Happy birdie, flappy birdie, puff puff puff. <( ovo )> --- This design is made possible by the wonderful and talented Sara Saeed. Sara is a dedicated digital painter and a 3D modeler with a host of fantastic works beneath her belt. We'd like to encourage you to check her out at the following links below: http://saraart.artstation.com https://sketchy-linez.deviantart.com/ https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005159047510

Now's the moment. There's an overpowered, dire, dracolich bearing down on you. Your party's dead. Healer's in literal pieces. And you are armed with nothing but his severed right arm. Just Keep Calm and Roll the Dice