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Hi, I’m a critical theorist, musician, and standup comedian from MPLS. I also play bass in Mommy Log Balls.
Minneapolis, MN

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Everything I Do Is Pre-Meditated Tapestry

Description: I try to meditate before I do anything. Just in case.

Tags: buddha, buddhism, meditate, meditation, namaste
Take me to Church (Thomas Haden Church) Tapestry
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Description: Praise him in all his splendor! Thomas Haden Church, or THC to his fans, (born Thomas Richard McMillen; June 17, 1960) is an American actor. After starring in the 1990s sitcom Wings and playing the lead for two seasons in Ned & Stacey (1995–1997), Church became known for his film work, including his role of Lyle van de Groot in George of the Jungle (1997), his Academy Award-nominated performance in Sideways (2004), his role as the Marvel Comics villain Sandman in the superhero films Spider-Man 3 (2007) and Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), as well as his starring roles in Over the Hedge (2006), Smart People (2008), Easy A (2010), We Bought a Zoo (2011), Max (2015), and Hellboy (2019).

Tags: actor, edm, famous, film, goth
AirBatFiend Yellow Tapestry
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Description: I saw a picture of a shirt once with this on it and now it’s available for everyone. Jump into the night like a crimson ghost.

Tags: air, crimson ghost, dark knight, dc, fiend

AirBatFiend Yellow Tapestry

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No Sir Tapestry
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Description: I can’t stand it when people call me sir. It’s a gender thing, but it’s also a class thing.

Tags: amab, communism, communist, lesbian, lgbt

No Sir Tapestry

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Don’t Call Me Sir Tapestry
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Description: I hate being called “Sir” for gender reasons and class reasons. Hopefully with this shirt people think twice.

Tags: communist, gender, marxist, nonbinary, nonbinary pride

Don’t Call Me Sir Tapestry

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Decapitalize the Uppercaste Tapestry
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Description: Eat the rich in so many words. Marx would wear this t-shirt if you have it to him for free.

Tags: communism, communist, grammar, grammar police, marx

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