Ninjaink

Description: "Satisfaction with your care is the right of all sentient beings!"

Description: I have a particular set of skills....

Description: When the hall doors creak and the cameras break, Fred comes out with a thirst to slake! Robot friends with glassy eyes, Start to sing and terrorize! Automatons come out to brutalize! Now don’t close your cams and don’t try to hide, Or a balloon boy may stand by your side, Shrouded in a cute disguise: They begin to terrorize! Automatons come out to brutalize!

Description: Don't mess with this one unless you want to end up a Jill-sandwich.

Description: Fantasy Girl

Description: El Cartel Heisenberg

Description: It’s the craziest show in the wilderness! For an added fee, enjoy a five night sleepover with the lovable cast of our live animatronic show! Summer positions are now available for security (night watch) — inquire within!

Description: As the bayou gets some ooze for free, Mutants rampage for a feasting spree! Reporters call on their allies to rescue them from gator-guys! The Green Machine comes out to pulverize!

Description: If you're gonna survive an undertaking, it helps to have a good partner -- preferably a fashionably dressed geek gal who will NOT fail the city!

Description: When they're under the spell of a pizza's smell, Sensei Splinter shouts and gives them hell! The ninja master really tries, but those four bring him to sighs. The Green Machine comes out to pulverize!

Description: If there's something strange in your neighborhood...

Description: Donald Thump, billionaire hutch mogul, is running for president. He promises to build a much taller cage and to be the best jobs bunny that El-ahrairah ever created.

Description: Nothing means business like dropping a good Bombshell onto the planet Zebes!

Description: A new hope A new drug

Description: Camping is fun, but can you survive 5 nights with these furry folk singers?

Description: If you want to get your mission completed, be sure to go with the firepower that only a cannon strike can offer!